Monday, March 31, 2008

Talk About Being Proactive...

by Ryan



Rumors are swirling that the Buffalo Sabres are close to extending top scorer Jason Pominville. In a move that can only be described as poetic justice, the Sabres are reportedly offering an eight year deal worth $52 million, exactly the same amount former captain Daniel Briere received last summer from Philadelphia. Initial word is that the deal will include a no trade clause as well as a guarantee of permanent captaincy next October.

The first year of the deal would make Pominville the NHL's newest $10 million man along with teammate Thomas Vanek, who has struggled under the pressure of his new deal. Sabres braintrust Darcy Regier and Larry Quinn were apparently concerned with the possibility of a large offer sheet being extended to Jason next summer when he is scheduled to be a restricted free agent. Sabres managment was burned by such a move last July when Edmonton GM Kevin Lowe gave Vanek a 7 year, $50 million offer sheet, which the Sabres subsequently matched.

Pominville currently leads the team in with 78 points in 79 games. A +17 on the season, he has improved his defensive zone play while taking on a larger leadership role, being named captain for the month of March. He is set to make $1.357 million next year before the rumored contract will kick in.

[via Hockey Buzz]

Drury Can't Fail



Two teams left to chase if, you know, you're into that kinda thing.

If you are into that kind of thing (read: hopeless optimism), here are the two teams we have a crack at, as well as their remaining schedules.


Bruins, Currently 7th (91 points)

Games remaining:

@Devils (Wednesday)
@Senators (Friday)
Sabres (Saturday)



Flyers, Currently 8th (91 pts)

Games remaining:

@Penguins (Wednesday)
Devils (Friday)
Penguins (Sunday)

And now... what's on the table for the Sabres:


Sabres, Currently 10th (86 pts)

Games remaining:

@Toronto (Tuesday)
@Canadiens (Thursday)
@Bruins (Saturday)

Because the Sabres' max points is 92, to make the playoffs the teams above them (at least one of them) have to lose out. This is the time of year that overtime points make things tricky, because the second tiebreaker (total wins is first) will be head to head matchup (points earned in head to head games). Boston currently leads that tiebreak 10-8, while we beat Philly 7-3. If my logic on that is correct, the Flyers can gain a point in an overtime loss and we will still be ahead of them in the standings if we both wind up with 92 points. (Don't quote me here, I'm just a blogger...)

If you are wondering why I don't include Washington in all this, well, I'll get to that tomorrow. Just something to think about if you want to find something to believe in.

Getting Off On the Right Foot

by Ryan

If this were an exclusively baseball blog, we would be a two team blog. For those of you who are new to these parts, myself and Rich are Red Sox fans, while Jon and Chris are Yankees fans. If you also haven't noticed, I'm around much more often than Jon and Chris.

Keeping this in mind, I'm delighted to bring you a recap of the Yankees home opener:



Quite scenic, eh?



Thank God they came out to see the universe put back in order.



I would feel bad, but I'm too busy waiting for Jon to get his retaliation ready. I have a feeling this will continue all year.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

When the Pictures are Scarce

Question:



Why is everyone in this picture so scared? Since when does Derek Roy's thundering body checks strike fear into the hearts of those who buy the premium seats?

Also, can someone give those kids in row three a pretzel or something? If they keep that up they won't have any fingers left for the house party...

The Way It's Supposed to Be

by Ryan

Let's talk about Edmonton for a bit.



Arguably, Edmonton was an awful team for the majority of this year. They have injuries to star players such as Shawn Horcoff, mediocre goaltending, lots of young players on the roster, and a GM who may or may not be insane. Still, with two games left to play in their season they are tied for the final playoff spot in the West.



There's Sam Gagner, celebrating the game winner last night against Calgary. He's one of those guys called up from the farm team that has come up big. The entire team, it seems, has come up big since they were deemed well out of it around December.

The road ahead is tough, they have only two games left while Nashville and Vancouver have four. They will most likely need to win out and get some serious help, but it is still possible. Edmonton is surging, and even though they will more then likely miss the playoffs, they are playing like a team that deserves to make it.

We, however, are not. To watch a team like the Oilers come up big down the stretch and see the Sabres just... flounder; it's downright embarrassing to watch. Tonight should be the biggest game of the year, instead it is the last hope for those who still believe in mathematical elimination.

To be a complete cynic, it is a joke of a home finale to wind down this joke of a season. I hate for things like this to bring me down, but I just can't get excited anymore. I will watch and discuss, but after the week we've watched I just won't let them get to me.

Boston is good and deserves to be there. We do not. It sucks when you know this before the puck even drops, but that's just the kind of season we've had.



The Stress Buffalo stays on the shelf for tonight.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Dodgers 84, Red Sox 81



Not exactly, but that left field wall looks pretty friendly. For those of you interested, here's the history, and here is the cause. Looks like it was a cool event.

Seriously, can we officially start the season now? I'm ready for some real baseball that counts. Again. This time can we play on this continent?

Also, since we've already used his stuff on a post earlier today, here's John Mayer calling Dustin Pedroia's at bat earlier this week.



You have to swing away when you have three blues. You just have to.

If This Doesn't Make You Smile...

Sean Avery just wants love.



I bet he celebrates like that after he pays, too. Or maybe push ups.

Slow Dancing in a Burning Room

By Jon

I was looking at the box score from Thursday night's game between the Isles and the Pens, and something caught my eye.....

08:35 Satan, 5 min, Fighting

Um...... what?

Thanks to the good people at hockeyfights.com, we have video documentation of this unbelievable event.



That....... is a fight? It looked like an awkward slow dance at prom.

Miro Satan: still a fairy.

Friday, March 28, 2008

This Team is a Joke, Vol. 2



Welcome to Joketown, Population: us.

You know I think we played a good 57 minutes of hockey, and there are some positives we can take from that. The other three minutes were mistakes, but I think we are going to learn from them and come out strong on Sunday.

The good thing is we still have another chance.

We are out of chances. Three times over.

Good God this season can't end soon enough.

Roby's Advice for Tonight



"NO STUPID PENALTIES!"

Seriously, the Montreal power play is downright terrifying. If Vanek as much as sneezes I may have a stroke.

Thanks to a helpful link from James Mirtle, the Sabres currently have a 7.2 percent change of making the playoffs. If we win out, there is an 87 percent chance. I'm pretty sure you know what that means.

All or nothing tonight. There is no tired, no chance for redemption.



Do it.

Redemption, Thy Name is Goose



You should see Goose's face. "He was so...right," was how it was described to me.

Absolutely.

Now I'm not here to break out the popsicles, but the fact of the matter is that we are still kindasorta alive. Alive in the mathematical sense. I guess that's all we really need at this point. I'll sleep on it and we'll talk about Montreal tomorrow.



Seriously, who the hell is Brian Lee and why is he in every picture? Someone call the truancy supervisor...

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Another Game with Big Red



Oh... Ottawa. I get it now. Whatever, Spartacat is overrated.

For Those of You With Undying Hope...

by Ryan


Leafs @ Godless Killing Machines, 7pm.

Yahoo Sports will have the game on live if you want to torture yourself.




Atlanta @ Florida, 7:30pm.

Suddenly this one matters. If we don't get our "redemption" tonight say hello to 11th place.


Feel the love.

Caps @ Tampa Bay, 7:30pm.

Ovie's good for at least two tonight. On a slightly related note, I think Alex is good for the Hart Trophy hands down. It may be an East Coast Bias, but Iginla doesn't have the numbers and to say he deserves it because people aren't talking about him is just a bad argument.

I'm sure all three teams will help us out and lose tonight, right?

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Hurt at Work? Call the Law Offices of...

by Ryan

Yesterday was a slow one in the hockey world. I know that because this was one of the top stories on nhl.com.



Meet your new undrafted forward: Derek Whitmore.

Now tradition suggests that I go to Facebook and check this kid out, but that's not really why I bring this up. What is interesting to me is that I don't really remember a time when the Sabres would sign undrafted college kids just after their seasons ended, let alone two in consecutive days.

Now if I'm completely off here, feel free to let me know. In fact, I really am just bringing it up because I'm curious as to why. I've looked up past transactions around this time of year and nothing of note really came up with regards to graduating college players. Logically it does make sense to sign undrafted players now, but without knowing the terms or what kind of contract it does make it hard to speculate as to what is going on with the kids. (Maybe I should ask one of them...)

So I guess I'm asking you, the reader, if you have any idea what's going on. Is this the new frontier in finding affordable talent? Are we signing players to stock an AHL team in [City TBA] next year? Perhaps they will be the replacements for Jaro Spacek and Jason Pominville in the 2009-10 season?

One thing I do know is that Bowling Green has a sick logo, doesn't it? Also, "Kotska and Whitmore" sounds a lot like an attorney's office, so...

HURT AT WORK?

NEED A SETTLEMENT?



Call the Law Offices of Kostka and Whitmore
Your Personal Injury Attorneys

(555) 289-SLUG

A View from the Roost: 3/25

By Jon

I've never been so affected by the outcome one game. I'm not even sure why. I knew coming into the game that a heart-wrenching loss was a very good possibility, but as Antoine Vermette's shot slid into the empty net, I sat in my seat in section 305 completely speechless and bewildered. I slowly drug my feet to Studio 200 (to meet up with a friend, not to watch Sylvester and co.), and just looked around at the empty arena, wondering what happened.

I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened to the two-goal lead. I don't know what happened to our once elite goaltender. I don't know what happened to Pominville and Hecht and some of the other vets who suffered a brain lapse late in the game. I don't know what happened to this season. I don't know what happened to this team.

The first half of the third period was a party. An absolute party. I high-fived nearly everyone in my section after Roy and Pominville put us up. For my only trip to the arena this season, I got wrapped up in the atmosphere that I had grown to love over the past two seasons. I thought we were well on our way to a victory. Judging by the electricity in the building, I wasn't alone.

Schubert taps home the short-handed goal, but the electricity didn't leave. We were still on the power play (even if it has been absolutely atrocious of late), and we still had a one-goal lead. I was surprised, too. I thought the air would be completely let out of the building, the result of a fan-base that has been let down too many times this year. But it wasn't. The fans were still into it; the building was still rocking. Color me shocked.

A minute and a half later, it was gone. The familiar trio of Alfredsson, Heatley, and Spezza broke our collective heart. You could hear cheers, but it was from the decent amount of Sens fans. I'm not sure there is a worse feeling than seeing opposing fans elated in your building. It's awful; a real punch in the gut. I've always wanted to go to a Leafs game, but now I'm not so sure I could handle it.

The defining moment of the night (maybe the season) came after Alfredsson's second goal put the Sens up by 2. Seventy-five percent of the crowd immediately stood up and rushed to the exit. I've never seen an arena empty so quickly. The fans were angry and utterly disgusted. I didn't leave, and I'm not sure why. If I could have it to do-over, I would have joined the hasty crowd and left my seat. It was a gigantic middle finger to the organization (a well-deserved one at that), and I should have taken part in it.

The puck dropped, and the people booed. I hope the team was ashamed. I hope they heard the boos and felt absolutely awful. This year has been a disgrace. This is a team that had a knack for winning the big game in dramatic fashion over the past two seasons, and now the tables were turned.

Listening to the whiner line on WGR this morning, I heard a caller that said something like this: "This was a team that is two excellent players from not quite being good enough".

At this point it is beating a brutally murdered horse, but that point is more valid than it has been all year.

Pommer's Full of Crap

From "Pommer's Blog" on sabres.nhl.com


We have to take the positives out of last night's game and I think we played well for 50 minutes, and just kind of had a few collapses in the last 10 minutes unfortunately. We weren’t able to close the deal when we needed to. We got caught in a few situations where we shouldn’t have against a good team and it cost us a game.

The good thing is we still have another chance.


I'm sorry, but what kind of bull is this? How can you title a post like this "Redemption"? What redemption is left? Weren't the last three years all about redemption and we screwed that up anyways? There aren't any more chances. There is an opportunity to beat Ottawa on Thursday, yes, but there is no chance for the only thing that really matters: the playoffs.

Maybe he feels differently then I do, but I'm sick of that "take the positives" approach we've been fed all year. You do not take positives out of a game where your team only plays 50 minutes. That last ten minutes matter. Not only that, that last ten minutes was the balance of your season.

You had a two goal lead against a team that was completely stagnant and you let them SCORE FIVE GOALS IN THE THIRD PERIOD. Here, let me rephrase that: You allowed four goals in nine minutes. Still, you want to tell me that the first 50 minutes matter because it's the positives that count. F--k you Captain VaJayJay, you screwed the pooch last night. Deal with it.

Here's a quick formula for you. Last week we overcame a three goal deficit to Tampa Bay. Beating a team like that means they are a bad team just for letting it happen. Four goals in nine minutes last night. What does that make us?

I'm so sick of searching for a silver lining, reaching for a positive in a night where your team puts forth half a game's worth of effort. The fact of the matter is that sometime last year this team got lazy. They dogged a few games and turned it on late to give us all those comebacks. It was fun and exciting and showed just how good this team could be, but eventually it became a bad habit.

That bad habit is still there, and when your team gets worse over the course of a calender year habits like that are going to hurt you more and more. What we are left with is a team full of immature hockey players with unmatched potential. A group with no direction and very, very little heart. You want a statement to finish that post with, Pommy, here it is: The good thing is we have no direction.

What a delusional captain.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

One Picture Says it All



Click on this picture. If you don't think the entire season can be summed up with one picture you haven't seen the guy underneath that yellow arrow.

What an enormous, unprecidented letdown we've had the pleasure of enduring this year. Detriot can't take that meaningless trophy away from us soon enough.

This Team is a Joke



I'll give you one guess as to who "This Team" is.

Also, who the f$^k is Brian Lee?

Memories and High Fashion Accessories

by Ryan

There is something about playing Ottawa that always seems like a big deal. I think the feeling started two years ago, just before the improbable run to the Eastern Conference Finals. About this time of year the Sabres were looking competitive and in the middle of the playoff race. The only problem, though, was that we just couldn't beat Ottawa.

There was the game where Miller broke his hand in practice and Alfredsson KILLED Marty Biron that night. There were all those close games that slipped away in the third period. 10-1, 5-0, 6-1; it didn't matter the score, the Sabres just couldn't seem to beat Ottawa; and you knew eventually we would meet in the playoffs.

On February 4th the Sabres finally beat Ottawa, 2-1 in a shootout. I wasn't there, but I remember feeling relieved that we finally proved they were beatable. It wasn't a spectacular game and wasn't played particularly well, but just to know it was possible helped my confidence in the team so much. (Think about how much better Bruins fans would feel about playing Montreal if they had won a game against them this year)

The big game for me was April 5th of that year. One Pizza Hut Family Night pack later and I was behind Ray Emery for two periods. Before this game the Sabres were outscored 33-15 by Ottawa. The trend continued as Ottawa led 4-3 in the third. It was a tense feeling in the building, you could feel how important this game was to everyone.

Less then a minute left. The goalie was on the bench and chaos was unfolding before me. Brian Campbell took the puck down low. Tickticktick. The cross ice pass to Briere, something that worked so many times that year. Puck hits twine and the building explodes. Overtime.

In overtime Afinogenov almost gets a breakaway but his hooked down. When the penalty called you could just feel the inevitability of it all. Once again the power play sets up. Max had the puck and was cycling with himself. This was the year that would actually work, and suddenly he's free beside the net. Guess who was on the other side of the net just as free?

Before Danny Briere even touched the puck we were in the air celebrating.

We had them. We had Ottawa's number. That was the thought running through my head as we headed for the car that night. It felt like a playoff game against a playoff team, but we had won and you just knew that game was going to matter in the end. We played one more time and beat them 6-2, the momentum of that finish propelling this team into the playoffs and said inevitable matchup with Ottawa.

You all know the rest of the story, but let me tell you that the feeling inside the building during that series is the same one in it on April 5th of that year. There are some that say regular season games are just points, but I'd say they are missing the point altogether.

Tonight has the makings of a game just like that one. Ottawa is a very similar team to the Sabres. I saw this because even in the few Sens games I've seen they have taken games off, much like Buffalo seems to do. Both are struggling and collectively underachieving. Ottawa, however, is comfortably underachieving, the luxury of which we do not have. The next two games will more then likely determine the season for the Sabres, and so I would expect them to come out flying. Then again, no one seems to know this team anymore.

Nathan should be back tonight, and we're going to need him to guard against the big three. Ottawa has lost two straight and put up nine goals in the process. It's not a lack of offense that is hurting them.

7 PM from HSBC Arena. Let's hope we see something special tonight. At the very least can someone hit Alfie with their purse?

Picture and a Paragraph

Things you need to know about:


Bruins take on the Leafs at 7:30 tonight. We all still freaking hate them, but if Toronto wins we can at least give them a hat tip. Maybe.


Well this is awkward. Flyers @ Rangers, 7:30 on Versus. The Rangers are well out of reach by now, so Chris Drury has my permission to be clutch tonight. Really, NHL.com needs more articles about how clutch he is, especially now that he let my fantasy team down last week. Not cool, man, not cool.


Ovechkin takes on Hartford tonight. Okay, so the Whale doesn't exist anymore; but isn't it more fun to imagine Ovie with a harpoon?



The Stress Buffalo is on high alert tonight with Ottawa in town. Three games of import happening right alongside our own. If we lose tonight things get very bleak very fast, but if we get a lead I'd start checking the out of town scores. As always, we need a lot of help to make this possible, but let's worry about the Sabres taking care of their own end of the bargain first, shall we?

After a nap let's talk about Ottawa.

Good Morning

by Ryan

If you believe the timestamp (which you should) then you know that morning came pretty early around here today. When you consider that I fell asleep two hours ago, this is a very, very early morning for me.

I'm in bed watching ESPN 2 at this ungodly hour, usually classified as "ungodly" due to "Mike and Mike in the Morning" being broadcast. However, Mike Squared is relegated to ESPN News today, and unlike most mornings I actually want to watch what The Four Letter has to offer me.

To the uneducated spectator, the Red Sox are playing a spring training game in Skydome, but a Skydome with green walls. Perhaps it is energy efficient this year, or maybe they wanted the drapes to match the carpet. Either way, things are a bit off everywhere you look, from the writing on the walls to the cheers from the crowd.

After a while you shake out the cobwebs and notice the RICOH decals on the helmets, and maybe you start to wonder why this game is on so early. Oh, that's right, the Red Sox are playing Oakland on the other side of the planet.

Things around here are strange to say the least.

What is interesting is that in a way this seems completely ordinary. Baseball is "back", and its opening series is taking two teams completely outside of the country to play games that actually count. This is a growing trend with pro sports leagues, with most (NHL, NFL) choosing to go east to the motherland of England. (The NBA, always with the identity crisis, does both) The result is endless questions about how this will affect teams and players and everything that isn't the game of baseball.

Again, things around here are strange. Bud Selig is talking about his proactive stance on steroids (strange, lie) while Daisuke Matsuzaka struggles through his first start back on the island (not strange, expected). The term "baseball for breakfast" is being used every 35 seconds, and it is only making me hungry. Cereal sounds really, really good right now but may not have the motor skills to eat it in bed this early.

The odd thing about all this is that somewhere down the line I will be able to name Japan as the reason for the Red Sox early season struggles. Pundits always say the hardest thing to do in sports is win a championship. I say the hardest thing to do is win a championship again, and starting a few hundred miles from home certainly raises the bar a bit.

Quick story: I ran into a Yankees fan at work on Friday who started talking about when New York played the Blue Jays in Japan a few years back. He told a story about a pitcher (whose name is slipping me now) who was so messed up by the trip to Japan he sat in his hotel room eating PB&J sandwiches the entire time. If a story like that doesn't rattle you, you haven't seen Jonathan Papelbon with baby fat. Here, allow me:



So am I worried about what will happen this year with the 17 hour flights taken into account? Of course I am, but what can you really do? The Bills are playing games in Toronto this year, the Sabres will probably miss the playoffs, and apparently you can't take hookers across state lines. What a world we live in.

Still, today is anything but opening day. The world champs are opening their season in Japan, but this "opening series" is aptly named because it is simply the first series, not opening day. Today and tomorrow are kooky, loopy games in another country that happen to count in the standings. Opening day might be next Monday, or maybe in Toronto on April 4th, or even when the banners raise in Fenway weeks from now. Take your pick, the monkier is better applies to any of those over this two game set at Tokyodome. (Note to self: copyright "Buffadome")

For now, the prospect of baseball being back is enough for me. I don't care that Boston opens up on the road, or even that fatigue could be a very real result for some players. Right now, all that matters is baseball is back. Manny already has two RBIs, Matsuzaka has found some control, and just when you thought winter would never end we have our first official sign of spring. Even if, you know, that sign is being given on the other side of the world at an ungodly hour.

It's been an interesting day already.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Updating the Picture

Ottawa (X2)
Montreal (X2)
Toronto
Boston (X2)

That's what we have left.

In that stretch, we realistically can lose just one game. In fact, Mirtle says we need to go 5-1-1 and I think that's being very generous. I think losing a game in overtime, especially to Boston or Toronto, would effectively kill this season, but those numbers don't take into account which opponent the games are against.

The last seven games are all within the Northeast division, something the scheduling gods thought would provide us with an exciting finish to the season. Now while they are right, it will also provide me with an untimely death when my heart explodes from watching the Bruins sometime this week. I guess you take the bad with the good.

Because of this unique finish to the season, Mirtle has put together the divisional records for each team. Where do the Sabres rank? Ironically, 9th, with a mediocre record of .500 (11-11-3). That pace isn't going to cut it, and if you believe the numbers the next few weeks will be very, very frustrating.

Still, things are so tight and everyone is playing everyone, so who really knows how things will shake out throughout the conference? We could be looking at a completely different playoff picture by this time next week. Will the Sabres be in it? Maybe not, but you can't tell me this isn't exciting.

If you want something "exciting" to watch, Versus will have Pens/Isles on at 7 tonight. Crosby may be back, but either way Pittsburgh is flying as of late and are a very fun team to watch. The Isles are out of the playoffs but have a kid prospect I've heard is some fun. There is nothing of importance for us to worry about, so why not just watch hockey for the sake of hockey? It seems we never get to do that...

Sunday, March 23, 2008

At Least it's Not Called "Opening Day"...



No matter how you try to look at it, tomorrow is going to be a very, very strange day. You know, if your "tomorrow" starts at 6:05 in the morning...

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Chasing the Field

by Ryan

Why do we love Pat Kaleta?



Does he have the hands to tip a point shot into the top corner of the net? Can he move post to post on a cross ice pass in the slot? Does he have an uncanny ability to be "there" at the right place at the right time?

No, he doesn't have any of those qualities. In fact, Patrick Kaleta is a mediocre rookie that has decent speed, hands, and minimal scoring touch. If you opened a pack of hockey cards, he would be listed as a >$1 rookie, a throwaway card that is meaningless if you follow the other 29 teams.

So what is it? With all the other players on this team, all the talent and potential this team has; why would we pick a guy like Kaleta to almost unanimously support and root for? Why not fall in love with Connolly's hands, Miller's glove, or Vanek's intuition?

Heart. No matter what faults you find in Kaleta's game the one thing you know is that every game, every shift, he is going to skate his balls off and try to put someone through the boards and on to Washington Street. Pat is a rookie trying to stay in the NHL, a kid with the dream of playing for his hometown team every night, not just when some bruiser on the other team is playing.

He's a role player that does his job and does it well. No stupid penalties, no late hits, nothing that is going to hurt this team. You see a kid like that get targeted in the Hurricanes game last week, and still he doesn't hurt the team with retaliation. He took stitches for a team he barely has a permanent locker with. When it comes down to it, how can you not love this kid?

Guys like Kalata, Mair, Gaustad; they all have this intangible that we seem to identify as heart. It is a nonsensical statement, everyone has a heart and everyone plays with one. But there is no Teppo Numminen joke involved when I say that this team collectively has no heart, and this is something that will go down as the tragic flaw of this season.

It's not just one player, it's not just one game, it's the sum of this season added up over six months and that total isn't good enough. It's Derek Roy taking a retaliation penalty in Ottawa with less then 5 minutes to play down by one. It's the inability to come up with a key save in the shootout. It's not covering Ruutu's breakaway out of the penalty box. All these things involve awareness or intelligence or discipline, yes, but it all comes down to the focus and drive needed to maintain your game, something so many times this year has lapsed into neglect.

Most of all, the thing that bothers me the most is that there doesn't seem to be an internal push to perform. Perhaps that element of motion left last July, maybe the coaching is stale, or maybe this core of players just isn't "feeling it"; regardless of the reason this team just can't get their collective s--t together. All season we've been hoping for them to put it together, to focus and do what they should and we expect. It's not going to happen this year.

When it takes you getting booed off the ice down three to the 15th best team in the conference, there is something fundamentally wrong with your game. The resulting comeback only adds to the frustration, it is the proof that this team could be something good. Good, not great, but a group with some passion and willingness to live up to their ability. Forget the hype, forget the expectations, this team can't even be consistently mediocre.

Last night was the last straw. The Sabres outshot the Leafs and lost 4-1. Good goaltending was a factor, but when a team seven points out of a playoff spot has more intensity without its leading scorer then the team just one win from the postseason picture, well, I'm calling it. There were chances to score that were missed, chances to make the plays that really matter and they hesitated.

There are seven games left in the regular season. Boston plays Montreal tonight. We play the Bruins twice. Philly ends the season with a home and home against Pittsburgh. Even with all this, there is still time. I keep saying over and over we cannot look at the season based on one game, but when things are looking up you can't help but get a boost from it.

Wednesday and Thursday nights were highs. Last night was a low. It's days like this you start to look back and see where things went wrong. Other times you look at those points and find growth, the opportunity to learn from mistakes and become better.

Today I look at Pat Kaleta and wish we had more like him, not in ability but in heart. Because when you look at Kaleta, doesn't he remind you a bit of your own boyish dream to go stride for stride with the best players in the world? If you ever had that chance, wouldn't you play every game as hard as you can and then some? I know that all I'd ever want is to be able to keep pace, just to prove that I can play with the same fire as those who are supposed to be there.

That's all I'd want, and all we really need.

Watching it Slip Away



Looks like we all had the same view of this one.

There is so, so much to say about this game and this season, and it will all be said later today. For now I ask you to tell me one thing: what were your expectations of this season and how has this team reached or fell short of these expectations? I'm guessing most of you fall within the latter of those choices but I'd like to know to what degree.

I assure you it will make all the difference.

Friday, March 21, 2008

A Good Day to Die

by Ryan


Good Friday is supposed to be a somber day of remembrance for most Christians. Instead, it's one of the best, most exciting sports days of the year.

Right now I'm eating tuna and watching Western Kentucky try to hang on against Davidson in overtime. Later I'll flip between a Georgetown blowout and a few other closer games, then get ready for Sabres/Leafs downtown. Toss in that scoreboard watching with Philly and Washington playing tonight and, well, it sounds like a good day to die to me.

Awful Jesus joke aside, tonight is a very, very big night for the Sabres. With the Godless Killing Machines Bruins losing in regulation to the Habs last night, suddenly we have two teams we can realistically catch. Yes, it is stupid to suddenly say something is possible after just one game, but when you are within two points of two playoff spots you are allowed to get excited about it.

The Leafs have everyone hurt and need to win out to have any chance at the playoffs. In short, it's a big game for both teams, and what Sabres/Leafs game doesn't have an excited crowd?

I really don't have anything to say about tonight because we simply have to win. We can, we should, and we have to...

Holy crap! Western Kentucky just knocked off Drake with an NBA three pointer at the buzzer in overtime. I... I have to go.

Enjoy today, everybody. This is what being a sports fan is all about.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Brains, Littering, and Half Price Slushies

by Ryan

Rich said it right, the next two days are the best days of the year. Still, while I'm watching basketball all day my mind keeps sliding back to last night. There really is just so much to talk about. But not in paragraphs, that makes too much sense and the Kentucky/Marquette game is still close. Let's go with some dashes:

- Did anyone else notice Ramo's mask from last night? Look closely:



That's right, brains. Mmmmn... brains.

- Vanek's second goal (the game winner) was pretty fantastic. I was writing my "Cone of Silence" post when that happened but made a note of it by typing "He used his freaking foot as a fulcrum point!!!" at the bottom. I've never seen someone actually try to do that and have it work. Vanek must have paid attention in his physics class at Minnesota.



- Speaking of Vanek, is it some unwritten rule that we aren't allowed to know when our players score hat tricks until the game is over? You would think in the age of HD replays that the scorers could get it right the first time or within the next five minutes, but no one knew Vanek had another natural hat trick until well after the opportunity to litter. Bummer.

- Why the heck do we get Sonic commercials ad nauseam if we don't have one anywhere in the state? Here's the map Sonic's website gave me:



Yeah, the closest one is 180.4 miles from my house. Somehow I just don't think Tarentum, PA when I think half price soft drinks.

- Checking around the Al Gores most hockey bloggers outside of Buffalo aren't giving the Sabres much of a chance to make the playoffs. I'm struggling with this because all we need to do is win 6 or 7 games and have Philly continue to play .500 hockey. Those last two games against Boston are getting bigger and bigger as the season goes on.

While two against Ottawa and a game against the Habs is tough, the consensus around here is that we can split that Sens series and even lose against Montreal and still have a chance at getting the eight seed. With the goal scoring ability this team has and possibly some D help on the way, how can you write a team like this off? It may be unnecessary optimism, but I can't see us finishing worse then 9th at this point.

- I know most of you are aware of these shirts by now, but I've been meaning to give our local photoshop god 289 some major credit for his Kaleta shirts. I'm a big fan of the "Kaleta Collision" one.



For the record, if he ever makes a Gaustad shirt I will buy at least six...

One Shining Moment

by Rich



I know, it's trite. It's cliche. Deal with it. It is now officially March Madness, the single best sporting event of the year. You can have the Super Bowl (and all the commercials and "I was popular 22 years ago" halftime shows that go with it), I'll take the Big Dance any day.

You see, in most sports, the regular season establishes your legacy. In college football, you already know what kind of season you've had before you play your bowl game (unless you're playing for the national title). Right now? Nobody's story is set in stone, and you can watch whatever storyline you choose. You can check out the blue-blood No. 1 seeds seeking another banner, or watch some kid who will be working at a car dealership in six months try and drag a mid-major team full of nobodies into the Sweet Sixteen by pure force of will/heart/grit/hustle. There's veteran squads who know exactly what to do under pressure, and freshman phenoms going for it all in (probably) their only college season. March has something to offer everyone.

So whether you want to see UCLA cut down the nets, see how far Drew Neitzel can take Michigan State in his last shot at the dance, see if Michael Beasley is this year's Melo, see who this year's Cinderella story is, or (like me) if you just want to see how far your school can go, the next few weeks are going to be entertaining. All the more so when you add Gus Johnson to the mix.


...So let's go dancin'.

Dear John Tortorella,



Thank you for wasting your timeout in the second period with a two goal lead when you just wanted to give your hobbit a rest. It must be hard getting him seven square meals a day.

Anyway, we really appreciated your inability to stop the bleeding after Goose dominated that faceoff and finally gave some life to the team. Really, the ten minutes or so that followed was pretty cool.

The good news is that you have Dan Boyle locked up, he should totally be worth $6.6 mill/year in 2013. Yes, yes, I know, Lecavalier is the best player in the world. In the history of time. Forever. I get it, can you do some real coaching now?

No? Okay, fine by me...

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

I...I...er...Wow

by Ryan



Wow. Holy crap. Good God.

If you would have given me the final score of "7-4 Buffalo" I would have been satisfied right off the bat. However games like this are what the Cone of Silence is all about.

I really don't know what to say about this game. No idea. Tonight was flat out ridiculous. No, wait, not even a proper word can describe what we saw tonight. Let's go with "redonkulous". Yes, tonight was so crazy I just quoted Stu Scott's lazy eye.



Only Thomas Vanek would believe being behind the goalie on that play is the perfect position. What a night for him. It's too bad we can't play Tampa eight times a year, because we're pretty much a lock for a hatter per night from Vanek at this point. Freaking expanded schedule next year... he could be a 60 goal scorer.

I really don't want to ruin this with words, but let me close with this: We made a lot of mistakes tonight and that still worries me to death. In fact, that's partially why I'm still up. However, when you look at the Flyers game last night you can see just as many mistakes. In fact, you could say that their barely hanging on is worse then our storming back.

It may sound crazy, but if you had to pick between that Flyers team with those injuries and goaltending issues with a game in hand and a point or this Sabres team in 9th and flying, I'd have a hard time taking the Flyers straight up. Add in the fact that Teppo could be back in a week and I may not think twice about taking the underdog.

Call me crazy, but after tonight anything seems possible.

The Cone of Silence

by Ryan


It’s 11:49 PM and “We Don’t Get Fooled Again” just started playing at HSBC Arena.

Gametime.

I know what you are thinking, and it includes an expletive. This is understandable, so let me explain. This is a little thing we in the Roost call the “Cone of Silence.” No, not this Cone of Silence. We didn’t know that thing existed until recently, but in hindsight it can become the same thing at times.

The “Cone of Silence” means that somehow, someway, we can’t watch the game. It could be anything, but somehow we can’t get to a tv by gametime and the VCR/DVR will be set. What that means in turn is that until we get to that tv we want absolutely nothing to do with hockey.

It’s an interesting proposition, isn’t it? If there is anything I classify myself as it is a sports fan, yet at the very moment I should be most concerned with sports I try at all costs to avoid it. It isn’t that I am a bad fan, if anything it is the exact opposite. At the risk of looking like a crazy-person, I try to give myself the best possible viewing of it: live.

Let’s be honest: repeats suck, especially if it’s a crappy show. Unless you are witnessing something epic you aren’t interested in seeing a show you already know the ending of. So when you get the final score 4-0 Ottawa sometimes you just don’t want to sit through carnage. Instead, you get to watch the whole thing in “real time,” reacting to each and every save as if only an eight second f-bomb delay is keeping you from live tv.

The first time I had seen something similar to this was in book Wait ‘Till Next Year. In it the co-author William Goldman avoided the score of the Mets game because he couldn’t see the entire game start to finish. In his mind it was just a simple superstition, but to me it was exactly what the “Cone of Silence” is all about. This was a big moment for me because I realized that I wasn’t alone in doing this. Sure, I may still be crazy, but this guy was successful and even had a family! I had hope!

Ahem.

The name comes from the hurricane jargon of a well developed storm’s “eye”. While inside the center of that eye things are peaceful and calm, it is surrounded by the worst, most intense parts of the storm. The same idea applies to our attempt at scoreboard ignorance. While outside of our awareness is a sea of scoring chances and saves, we remain calm within an eerie, unnatural stillness. As poetic as that sounds, it is usually anything but calm.

You see, much like the “Get Smart” version, the “Cone of Silence” has its pitfalls. The majority of those problems come from text messages. In fact, after a few disastrous text message episodes we’ve begun warning each other before the start of the game, just so we know who to talk to. On nights when you just can’t watch a game, a simple mass text with the word “Cone” in it is all you require.

It isn’t always that easy, though. Radio stations, ESPN Bottomlines, word of mouth, and pure stupidity can always get in the way. Let’s just say that if you want to try this sometime, make sure you don’t have many vindictive friends. I’ve had cones ruined by chatty movie theatre patrons, someone screaming updates at a concert, and a stranger telling me because they “ just thought you wanted to know.” Thank you, sir.

Still, it really is worth the hassle. Even when a game is a loss, I feel much better about the fact that I watched and really got to dissect the loss. Most fans don’t want to watch losses, but I want to see where this team went wrong and try to get a better understanding of how it can be fixed. To be honest, if I knew the score I may not watch these games and possibly miss out on the secret to life or something. Plus, you never know when your encyclopedic knowledge of every second of Sabres hockey will come in handy, right?

Although I am the “inventor” of this whole thing within my friends, I’m certainly not the only one that does it. In fact, Jon is the owner of the longest and most prestigious “Cone of Silence”, spanning a few hundred miles and 48 hours of elapsed time. The tragic part of that cone was that he was so exhausted from travel he fell asleep while watching the game and ruined it for himself. When he woke up, the final score (3-1 Detroit) was flashing on the screen.

The point of this post? We are freaking crazy, but sometimes it all makes sense.

(See next post for that evidence)

Last Game Against the Bottom Feeders

The Sabres have played Tampa three times already this season. Let's review:

Oct. 27: Sabres 4. Lightning 3.
Overtime winner by Vanek.



Jan. 29: Sabres 4. Lightning 2.
Three point night for Pominville.



Feb. 20: Sabres 4. Lightning 3.
Vanek scores in overtime for his first career hat trick.



Tonight should be a good night, even if we are sitting in tenth.

Rangers are in New Jersey tonight and the Blackhawks are hosting the Capitals so if the Sabres take care of business and get some help, they'll be one point out of a playoff spot by sunrise. But let's play the game first...

"Baby" Joe to Enter Political Ring

From the University at Buffalo's student newspaper, The Spectrum, who met up with Mesi at Ilio DiPaolo's restaurant for a scholarship dinner:

http://spectrum.buffalo.edu/article.php?id=35970


Local sports figure "Baby" Joe Mesi announced Tuesday night that he is officially running for New York State Senate in the 61st district.

"I figure the only thing dirtier than the boxing business is politics,"Mesi joked.


Mesi, who will run as a Democrat, is looking to fill the seat that is currently held my Sen. Mary Lou Rath, a Republican from Williamsville. Rath intends to retire at the end of her term. She has been in the New York State Senate since 1993.


"I've always had politics in my blood," Mesi said. "I've come from a political family. They've asked me about running for a different political seat over the years, but it was never a good time because I was in my prime with my career. My career is not going on too much longer, so I'm going to focus on this campaign and be a full-time senator."


Tuesday, March 18, 2008

No Help

by Ryan

The Flyers wanted to choke, they really did. Outplaying the Thrashers for a full 59 minutes they almost screwed the pootch when they started letting Kovalchuk sit alone in the slot. With thirty seconds left he got his 50th. You could see the wheels cascading off the bus, shrapnel flying everywhere. As the puck dropped and Philly got it deep, you thought maybe this thing was over after all.

Then it happened. Someone gets the puck behind the net, and Ilya somehow slides back into the slot. The puck just seemed to follow him around in that last minute. The Philly D suddenly turned into raw sewage and there's Kovy all alone with the puck drifting to him with less then ten to go....

BOOM.



It looks like he was hit with a sniper rifle, but it was only the right pad of Antero Niittymaki. So, so close. I wasn't exactly impressed with Philly in the win (Hotlanta only mustered 19 shots and are playing for the first pick overall) but whatever, two points are two points.


The Pens let us down last night as well, dropping a 5-2 decision to the Rangers. I didn't see that game, but I do know one thing: Sean Avery is freaking annoying. What the hell is that little thing he does when he scores goals? Is he doing "jazz hands" or high fiving all those mimes he keeps in a box above his head?



I'm almost positive that Alex Ovechkin is Zeus. Seriously, if Vanek is Atlas (sometimes) then AO is the ruler of all the universe. Another three point night, putting him at 57 goals on the year. He was also seen tossing thunderbolts at J.P Dumont and reportedly chained Scott Nichol to a rock for giving Cristobol Huet a match after the game. Rumor has it the flesh eating eagle is on backorder.

Oh, a 4-1 final means the Caps are still only two points out of a playoff spot.

How does it feel to wake up in 10th place?