Writer's Block?

By Jon

I've been a stranger around these parts lately. It's a three-way tie as to why:

1) Lots of traveling around Thanksgiving left little time to coherently think about something to post about.

2)I didn't really know what I thought of the local teams.

3) Pure laziness.

I'd be lying if I said that #3 wasn't the biggest factor, but after watching the Sabres and Bills over the past couple of weeks, I think we have a better idea on where they stand.

Bills

After the New England game, I was convinced that the Bills didn't have a shot in hell, but I didn't go public with my thoughts because I wanted to be proven wrong. I wanted them to run over Jacksonville and give me some hope. Didn't happen. Truth be told, this team isn't much better than any of the other teams we've been subjected to over the past seven-ish years. Sure, it was fun to look at playoff scenarios when this team had a winning record after nine games, but look at the teams they beat:

NYJ x2
Baltimore
Miami
Cincinatti

Combined record: 10-34.

All of the teams we beat are teams that we should have beat. But we couldn't pull it out against teams that we are competing with (i.e. Denver, Jacksonville.) If you look at the rest of the schedule, there's only one team left that we SHOULD beat: Miami. The rest of the games are against teams competing for the playoffs, AKA the games we haven't been able to win this year.

The quarterback situation has been hashed and re-hashed a thousand times, but I think the JP Losman bandwagon has pretty much closed up shop. I'm not the only one who would be shocked to see him in a Bills uniform next year.

Sabres

After pulling out our fifth straight win against Washington on Monday night, the Roost's own Chris proclaimed to me that the Sabres were cup contenders. If they play the way they did during their win streak, I can't really argue. But it's games like Wednesday's tilt with the Blues that will keep the fans grounded. And really, that's what I expect from this team for the rest of the year. The high times will make them look like the class of the Eastern Conference, but the low times will make you want to put your head through a pane of glass.

I realize this is hardly original commentary, but if they enter March and April on a hot streak, they might make some noise.

(That is, of course, if they are healthy. A big if.)

Also, I don't fully support Ryan's efforts to get Goose crowned captain for December. I like Goose, don't get me wrong. Hell, he's the namesake of the blog. That's not to say that I don't think he has leadership ability, but I really have liked the job that Hecht and Lydman have done. Basically, I would keep the same three letter-wearers we have now (Hecht, Lydman, Campbell), but I would give the "C" back to Jochen.

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I struggled with my thoughts of the media coverage in the Sean Taylor case, but I think Dan LeBatard (as much as I hate him) wrote a decent piece on the subject.

Chain of Command

by Ryan



Give Goose the C. It's what Chris Drury would have wanted.

Do it.

Days Off

by Ryan


It was a cold, blustery day in the city, the kind of day that makes you want to sleep until the sun comes out again. A storm of hellfire followed me into the city, hail and rain turning the journey into a mess of brake lights and windshield wipers.

But storm clouds thinned, and hellfire soon turned to the brisk chill of a breeze and the light sifting of snow. The day was turned on its head, suddenly a forgettable 24 hours has the calm of a winter day.

It hit me as I walked around the city. That crisp crackle of leaves underfoot brought that undeniable smell to the city.

Hockey weather.

The Sabres didn't play today. In fact, they lost last night. Still, just that one thought made me smile today, and put this whole week in perspective for me.

There are a lot of people that say bad things about Buffalo. Today I saw someone say Abi Grab is a better place then Buffalo. It's an exaggeration for sure, but these are the things that are said about where many of us live.

It's not the best place in the world to live, that's for sure, but there is one thing I do know about Buffalo: Buffalo has hockey weather. That kind of atmosphere that makes you want to drop everything you are responsible to and find a pond somewhere. When I crossed the street and caught that scent, the only thing I wanted to do was drive home and get my skates.

I really don't know what the point of this is, but I think days like today are something special. The next time you think about how bad things are here, remember that even on off days, we have hockey weather.

Sometimes, I think that's all that matters.

Insomniac ESPN Moments

by Ryan

I know the moment Sean Taylor died I thought to myself, "What's his cap hit?"

Good freaking God, what is wrong with Len Pasquarelli? I mean, how do you do the research for that column and not get that icky feeling in your stomach? I feel sick just reading it.

Also, from Bill Simmons' marathon chat:

Tony (Toronto): Hey, Bill - just wondering if there was anything that could happen to the sport of hockey to get you interested again, or if you're totally and eternally done. Thoughts?

Bill Simmons: I would come back if they completely re-invented the league - 22 teams, 11 in Canada, 11 in USA.

Honestly, if that's what it takes to get you back, thanks but no thanks. Not only is that the worst realignment idea I've ever seen, I'm pretty sure executing that idea is impossible. It's a heck of a nice way of saying "never", though.

A View From the Roost: Blues 11/28

by Ryan



A stinging, 4-3 final from HSBC Arena tonight.

Lots to talk about...

- Sekera=balls. It's been said before, but Sekera just isn't cutting it on defense. I know he was a star and got his first goal and that's just fine and dandy, but he looks flat out over matched when he's out there. Being paired with Lydman isn't helping because he is forced onto the ice more often. I know to some that means the coaches trust him more, but to me that means more chances to make terrible, mind numbing mistakes.

- Sekera and Sparky teamed up for the worst defensive pinch in the history of the world tonight. That second goal was gift wrapped because MacArthur made a lazy play, Andrej pinched, and no one felt the need to back check. It didn't take long for me to understand Lindy's comments about stubborn, youthful play tonight.

"Something has spooked the Andrejes"

- Jason Pomminville listens to nancyboy music. I know he had a nice goal tonight, but the boy needs to borrow someone else's iTunes playlist. Hidden behind that borderline garbage hip hop are some sorry pop songs. Jason, I know the ladies love you, but you need to step it up. Let Stafford pick your music for you and score some goals.

- The overall lack of scoring is a topic we will address later, but tonight was a good example of why we don't score many goals. Two of the three Sabres goals were off excellent passing plays, but when those don't work we simply shut down. Sticks between the legs and a power play conversion are nice and pretty, but I want to see goals off of good effort in the corners and forced turnovers.

- Max="Boobs" tonight. No way we sit him in favor of Petey (that would be a trainwreck), but something has to give with him. A lot of people think Vanek should be criticised as well, but I thought overall Vanek had a decent game on both ends.

- Timmy needs to shoot the puck. He had two assists tonight and was the only Sabre to finish with a plus, but that man will pass in every scoring attempt he's involved in. He went in on a 2 on 1 tonight and I swear Mike Ryan didn't pass to Timmy because he knew he would just give it right back to him. Assists are nice, but when you have the puck point blank you have to pull the trigger.

- I have been extremely impressed with Dan Paille over the past few games. He is slowly creeping up into positive +/- numbers, and has been all over the place on both ends of the ice.

The perfect representation of his play came tonight after a turnover in the offensive end. A 4 on 2 comes back the other way, and Paille skates full throttle all the way back to crush the puck carrier as he hesitated at the blue line. A year ago he would never make that play, nor the great forecheck play in the Caps game that set up Hecht's second goal. He was a -2 tonight (heck, almost everyone was a minus something) but he looks to be one of the few players putting that kind of effort in on both ends.

Speaking of that kind of effort...

- The Caruba Collision was an awful choice tonight. Fat Crosby-Paille's aforementioned hit was waaay better than the shot Goose had, but somehow the crowd felt otherwise. If anything, this shows how much respect the fans have for Goose. You hear that, Lindy? Give the people what they want.

Captain Goose for December

One final note...

- The funniest moment of the night stemmed from the Mike Ryan/Barret Jackman scuffle. After the penalties were assessed I yelled out the obligatory "You suck Jackman!" A little boy in the row below echoed me by saying "You suck Jackass!" I, of course, felt horrible and am surely going to hell. It's not my fault a seven year old has a dirtier mind than I do...


This layoff will feel like forever after the shoddy defense that led to tonight's final. However, a rest after a stretch of games like this may be just what the Sabres need to keep the climb out of the basement moving in the right direction.

Chronic Rewind

By Chris

So how was that Sabres game tonight? You know, the one against St. Louis? Hold on a second, what do you mean they lost? What, did you actually watch the whole game? Cause as far as I know they won, 2-1.

You see, I'm really living in 1996. See, I was out for most of the night and I decided to play every sports addict's favorite game "I'm Watching the Game on Tape Delay So Don't Ruin it for Me Hosted by Richard Karn." No text message updates, no asking around for the score, nothing. I was in the dark, on the lam like the Sarah and John Connor at the end of Terminator 2. And things were going great. I didn't know a thing about the game and I was fine with it.

We went to go pick up a pizza on the way home and I stayed in the car, radio off, of course. I didn't even glance at the TV inside, by chance they would go into a commercial and they would show the score in big billboard-size letters before hitting us over the head with the swearing deer.

My dad ran in and checked the game on the TV inside for himself (he's not as crazy bout this stuff as me or my brother are). He came back, pizza in hand and tried to rile me up. "I know what the score is," he said in his third grade voice. Granted, this is the same guy who once blamed Miller for letting in a goal because he thinks his hair is too long. Needless to say, I didn't bite. I usually win at this game, like Roger Federer, Bobby Fischer, or the creepy guy in those Scrabble tournaments on ESPN who looks like he stepped out of a 1970's sitcom.

So I walk into the house and have my brother check to see how much time is left in the game (he's not as crazy about this stuff as I am). Then I heard it.

"Ummm...Chris? The VCR says three seconds and it's not moving."

Yes that's right. The VCR. The Videocassette Recorder, which you use by inserting big black boxes with film inside (called VHS tapes, or Video Home System tapes according to Wikipedia) so that you can record television shows. Except this Video home system wasn't recording the television show anymore.

Apparently in my house we only buy tapes that only last two hours. Or in this case, two hours, three minutes, and 46 seconds. Then I guess the VCR stops and rewinds itself to the beginning. Or three seconds in. Whichever comes first, I guess.

My brother told me the game was over now, but since my dreams had already been deferred, I didn't care if I knew what the final score was anymore. Naturally, the tape cut out during some stupid Geico commercial during the intermission.

I hope it was a great third period, because I'll never see the entire thing. Sure there are the ten second highlight clips on SportsCenter (maybe 12 seconds if Bucci is anchoring), but how will I ever know how many times Afinogenov drew his line mates offsides, or how many passes Sekera fanned on, or how many hits Pominville dodged?

Remember "Second Shift," when Empire would replay that night's game with limited commercials at midnight? Yeah, MSG doesn't do that. Miss it once, shame on you. Miss it twice--well you don't even get that chance. Nine more years of MSG! Wahoo! At least Quinn and Co. locked something up.

So the Sabres won 2-1 tonight. At least that's how it is in my own little world right now, standings be damned. And I've decided to splurge on the DVR feature, giving more blood money to Time Warner. I don't have the NHL Network on my digital cable package, but at least I'll be able to see the game I want, uninterrupted.

Merry Christmas to me.

The Blues and the C

by Ryan

Back in the Roost tonight.


Love the view.

Should be Jay McKee's first game back in Buffalo, unless he stubs his toe in a doorjam somewhere. Or trips over a stray moose. Or steps on a crack in the pavement. (Just kidding, love ya Jay!)

On a more serious note, the Sabres look to keep the winning streak alive and finish out the month of November on a positive note. After the disaster that was the first half of "Rivalry Month", I think I'll take the current state of things.

The last game of the month means a new captain should be in place for the Canes game on Saturday. Unless you are very, very new to the site you know my choice for December. In fact, while researching for the Caps game I found something that disproves one of my "negatives" towards Goose.

Paul Gaustad averages 16.31 minutes a game. This is a big increase from last year, almost as much TOI as "skill players" such as Vanek and Afinogenov. (although understandably so for the latter) Compare that to Washington's captain Chris Clark, who averages 17.77 minutes per game.

All of that sounds like a wash, doesn't it? Well, add on top of that the fact that one of Washington's "A"s, Donald Brashear, only averages 9 minutes per game. With regards to TOI, that's like handing Mike Ryan (9) or Adam Mair (7.56) the A. (Although that may one of Washington's problems...)

The point of all this is the following: there really is nothing keeping Goose from getting the C, at the very least an A. At this point, with the leadership he's shown on ice and the other "options" out there, the C opposite Goose's 28 at some point is a lay up.

Quick reminder of recent history: the last time we finagled with the rotating captaincy it wasn't until December in which we finally settled on permanent co-captains. Whether history will repeat itself here or not, I say you have to give the kid his shot.

Rambling the Anger Out

by Ryan

I got a text this morning about Sean Taylor. I turned on the TV to see what happened. It was a natural response, people watch the news to find out what happened.

What I saw, unfortunately, was Fox News Channel. They told me that Sean Taylor was dead, passing away at 5am this morning. Not ten seconds later the anchor launches into the tale of his "troubled past," openly wondering if he was to blame for his own death.

At that point I had to turn the television off. How disgusting is the news media today? I mean, can't a guy die in peace anymore?

Now I'm not saying that it's impossible that his prior incidents are involved in his shooting, but at this point what the hell does it matter? Sean Taylor is dead, and that is a horrible and tragic thing. What does it matter to us how and why he died, especially just hours after it happens?

What was said was borderline slander, but something that happens all the time in the media. I'm so sick of the "infotainment" we are fed on an everyday basis, and when tragedies like this occur it is especially visible.

I guess I should be used to it, these are the same people that call hockey a deplorable sport when someone does something dirty, or want to ban Ricky Williams from the planet because of drug use. However, they don't seem to have a problem with covering Anna Nicole Smith's baby like it's the Geneva Convention, and Paris Hilton like a SALT Treaty.

It is a rambling statement at best, but it bothers me to no end when the know nothings immediately rush to opine a story to death. In the future, after actual police work is done, I'm more than okay with a rap sheet rundown. However, searching for connections through speculation and hearsay is just disgusting. Our immediate attention should be focused on the life that was lost and the family and friends left behind.

I'll leave this post with a quote from Taylor himself, something Fox News didn't feel was necessary to research and share:

"You can't be scared of death. When that time comes, it comes. ... You never see a person who has lived their life to the fullest. They sometimes feel sorry for like a child, maybe, that didn't get a chance to do some of the things they thought that child might have had a chance to do in life. I've been blessed. God's looked out for me, so, I'm happy."

RIP Sean Taylor 1983-2007

Image Credit: Getty

Updating a previous story, Redskins safety Sean Taylor was pronounced dead earlier today.

The Roost sends out our condolences to family and friends.

Monday is NOT Hump Day

by Ryan


Versus may want to break out the Popsicles on Ovie, but all that matters is the final score.

3-1.

Five in a row.

Much more to come later.

Back in Washington Not the State

by Ryan

Tonight the Sabres travel to Washington to play the Caps at the MCI Center Verizon Center. It will be the first time Buffalo has played in the Phone Booth since clinching the President's Trophy last April. You all remember that game, don't you? Timmy came back, Briere speared a guy, good times all around.

The Sabres are coming off a four game winning streak against two of the hottest teams in the league.(well, they were hot before we got to them) The Capitals just fired their coach and have won two straight. Hilarity shall ensue.

At this time I usually express my displeasure for Alex Ovechkin and his prissy demeanor and lack of proper shirts. (see below)



However, my anger towards today's opponent comes directly from their new rookie with bad hair, Nicklas Backstrom.



I don't care how sweet those jerseys look, Nick, I drafted you with high hopes and you did nothing for me. I held on to you with the faith that your inner Mats Sundin would come out and maybe I could keep you on as a fourth center, but you kept on sucking for me, and my team sank into the toilet.

So the moment I drop you, your team drops your coach and you post a three point night on your birthday, capped off by an overtime game winner. Happy Freaking Birthday, man, I hope you are allergic to whipped frosting.

If you as much as touch the puck tonight I'm going to convulse like a Spanish American War soldier with yellow fever. My fantasy team is slowly creeping into playoff contention, and if you actually produce some points I may be temped to pick you up again. I feel like it would be best for the both of us if you just continue to suck.


Slugs vs. Evil "W" Birds
7:00pm Versus

Well That Was Fast

by Ryan

Dick wasted little time today, naming JP Losman our second string quarterback this weekend. Uh, I mean Trent Edwards is our starter. (Sometimes I forget which part matters...)

"F--k it, I'm checkin' down"

It seems very strange that this move was made so quickly, usually Dick follows his "Wait till Wednesday" approach, then sneaks out a decision on Tuesday. So... he saved 24 hours this time, which is nice.

In other suddenly Bills-related news, Redskins saftey Sean Taylor was shot in his Florida home early this morning.

Obviously this is terrible news, but Rich would like to remind you that this is not the University of Miami's fault.

Shine On, Dreamboat

They may not have covered, but Kremer would still do him.

Turner Gill Watch

By Chris

It was revealed today that University at Buffalo Athletic Director Warde Manuel has granted head coach Turner Gill permission to interview with the Nebraska Cornhuskers for their head coaching position.

"I'm happy for Turner and his family about getting the opportunity to talk to Nebraska," Manuel said. "He's worked extremely hard and deserves this opportunity."

It also turns out that Nebraska big wigs interim AD Tom Osborne and chancellor Harvey Perlman took a flight to meet with LSU defensive coordinator Bo Pellini without LSU's knowledge.

Manuel believes an interview (with Gill) will take place "in the next day or so."

As the dominoes continue to fall, the Roost will provide coverage and links to all of the action.

Last Chance

by Ryan

I don't care how good a hugger you are, JP. You are dead to me.

Insomniac Thespian Currency

by Ryan


Money is out again.

When this was announced, every member of the Roost exchanged text messages that all read something like this: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

We all know the value of Marshawn Lynch. He is arguably the best player on the team, and the absolute rock of our offense. There are times you just have to laugh when he's handed the ball because you know someone is going to get run over.

Not being in the lineup in Jacksonville is going to be a big deal, but does his absence make this game not win able?

I, the eternal optimist, say of course not. Others aren't as positive. I actually talked to Jon about this very thing for at least an hour this week and I couldn't convince him that we could beat a 7-3 team, let alone the Jags. We actually went through what the Bills need to happen to make the playoffs and I couldn't get him to say we can win enough games to do that.

To be honest, it's going to be tough to win tomorrow. I'm still not solid on our run d, and if there was ever a team that relies on their run game it's Jacksonville. However, I certainly don't think this game is impossible, and even if we have Lynch on the shelf we have a shot.

Maybe I want to believe it because of the bigger picture. Amazingly enough, at 5-5 we are more than in the wild card race, even in the AFC. (If we were in the NFC we could be 8-2 and thinking about home field advantage...) And I know it's ridiculous to imagine a team with a dozen guys on IR making the playoffs, but we are more than capable of doing so.

Still, it would be a pipe dream at best. It may be a pipe dream I need, though. I still can't bring myself to call this season a throwaway year. I understand the ridiculous injuries we've had, and the quarterback situation is a train wreck, to the point that I literally have no opinion on the starter. However, we've seen some real heart out of this team, and flashes of a fun team to watch.

It may just be the frustration of missing the playoffs year after year, but I'm sick of a 16 game season. I know this team won't win the Super Bowl, but why can't we be excited about a team that could make some noise on Wild Card Weekend? In all honesty, I just want that chance.

I'm not going it say I'm aiming for mediocrity, but in this league it's good enough for a spot in the dance. All I know is that I'm tired of sub par, and for once we have a shot at a bit better.

Over the next six weeks we are going to see what this team is made of. This Bills season has been a play in three parts. Act One was the descent, capped off by the MNF game that could have killed their season. Act Two was the break even, the stretch of games against beatable teams. Act Three was last week, embarrassment on a national scale.

Act Four can be two things: The continuation of Act Three, or the test that proves this team is worthy of an extended season.

I'm not sure what will happen, but I'm not ashamed to say I'm excited about it.

The End of the Turner Gill Era?

By Chris

The Bills are in "must-win mode" if they want to keep their season alive. The Sabres are finally wheeling and dealing again. But it will be the college football scene that will have everyone in Buffalo talking.

The UB Bulls wrapped up their season this afternoon, a wild overtime win against Kent State, to cap off the most successful season in the school's D-I history.

One of the biggest reasons for the turn-around? Coaching.

And Turner Gill may have spent his last afternoon on the Bulls' sideline this afternoon. See, Gill got his chops at Nebraska as one of the greatest quarterbacks the school had ever seen. Then he got into coaching and was an assistant coach for three Cornhusker national championship seasons.

He signed a five-year deal with UB in December 2005 and has changed the attitude surrounding UB football significantly. He's got everyone believing that the program can be a winner and the team fell just one game short of bowl eligibility this season. The Bulls 5 wins this season equals their win total for the last three years combined. Quite the turn-around.

Gill's name has been in the loop for many coaching position's throughout the country. And now that Nebraska has fired coach Bill Callahan, it seems like just a matter of time before Tom Osborne offers Gill the job. Gill and Osborne are as close as close can be, and it would be a dream for Gill to be able to lead his alma mater back to glory.

As Gill said in his post-game press conference "Time will tell."

The Roost will continue to provide updates on the UB coaching carousel that may be set in motion soon.

They got that swagger back

3-0 win against the Habs tonight. The Sabres actually hit, too, which was refreshing to see. A hard-fought, physical, up tempo hockey game. And a four game winning streak. Sure, TBO looks super-unorthodox between the pipes, but he got the job done tonight. Sabres vs. Capitals Monday on Vs., hopefully I won't have to van Gogh myself while watching the game.

Maxsplosion

by Ryan

Sup fools.

What were you guys saying about me? Trade me? Six points not enough for you?

Boom. Maxsplosion tonight.

Wait, you think I didn't do all that? Psh. I owned tonight.

That first goal- c'mon guys, you don't think that was on purpose? Sure, I had about 4 milliseconds to make that play, but that was all vision. I saw the D come out to block the shot, I saw Vanek behind him, and you know I saw Roy in the slot ready for a perfect tip. You think I meant to shoot it on net and missed by a mile? As if, sister.

Okay, so I wasn't on the ice for Connolly's goal, you got me. However, I did touch his forehead with my magic, flowing hair before that shift, so my Max Magic had to have rubbed off. I'll take a secondary assist.

But that third goal, man... did you see me there? I knew that pass coming across the crease was going to be blocked, but did I give up on the play? No sir, I slapped at air like there was no tomorrow. What a fake, right? That little booger-eater Price had no idea what was going on, and that crease was so clean I could run a curling rock right through the house.

I won't ask for an assist on that one, but Tommy better think twice when he's naming his next kid. Maxim Vanek? Afino Vanek? Maxim Vanek-Afinogenov? We'll work it out later...

Yeah, I was in pretty good shape, but did I close shop up 3-2? Once again, no.

The empty net goal. You remember that little fuzz ball stumbling down the ice like a barrel of monkeys? Yep, that was me.

I was flying, man, and it wasn't for me, no sir. I knew Paille would be there to clean it up, that's why I didn't bother getting off my knees to make that blind pass. I have faith in the ways of the Obese Sidney Crosby lookalike. Who cares if he has more goals than me? (Or Drew. Or Ales. Or Timmy. Hrmm...)

So in conclusion, I'm awesome.

Wait, what about that penalty? And why can't I make a good pass with plenty of time, but can set up a Roy tip-in with a millisecond to spare?

Psh. You just don't understand how this works, do you? I'm going to make the simplest things seem hard, and make the impossible look easy. I'm going to blow your mind.

Sure, I could out sprint a gazelle on acid, but you know I'm going to take a lazy tripping penalty. That outlet pass you want me to make? I'd look better if I did a cartwheel and headbutted it to him, right?

And just when you leave me for dead, or want to trade me for Jay McKee(!?!), I'm gonna go on a ten game point streak. Then separate my shoulder. Then come back and win a game in overtime. Then get a concussion. And while I'm out, you're all going to say, "I miss Max. We need him back."

So what are you going to get from me tonight? Eh, let's see how I feel. I may be tired after all the awesomeness I threw around last night.

Move Over, HNIC

by Ryan


From ESPN.com

Who needs the second half of a home and home when nature calls?

Seriously, they are showing freaking duck calls over hockey on ESPN. I can't be the only person that wants to gouge my eyes out with a penknife when I see things like this.

If anyone watches the streaming video of that "event", you really, really need to work on your people skills. I highly doubt attracting ducks is the biggest problem you have...

Stafford to Melt Faces, but Not Tonight

by Ryan


For anyone who missed the big news because of Thanksgiving, Drew Stafford won't play against Montreal tonight.

I know this isn't good news, but is anyone worried he won't be able to play with the BPO? Stafford and Ryan Miller are scheduled to perform with Ronan Tynan and the Buffalo Philharmonic Orchestra on December 30th.

Now I know that does seem like a long time from now, but I want nothing to jeopardize my chance to see Stafford play. Unless he plays the oboe or some other woodwind I wasn't aware of, he will be melting faces with a guitar that night. From what I've seen of his past projects, this one will be sweet.



I hope the after party doesn't get too crazy; the Ice Bowl is two days after that and I hear Ronan likes his whiskey strong.

What I'm Thankful For

by Ryan

Celebration

Hope

Mecca

Family

Passion

Pride

Road Trip

Forgiveness

Home

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

As the Zamboni Turns

By Chris

Just some thoughts during the intermissions of tonight's Sabres-Ottawa game.

After the First

-This team is either flying or dying. No real middle ground. They've skated well the last three or four games and tonight is the best we've seen yet. They're keeping their legs moving, getting the puck tape to tape and, for the lack of a better phrase, really playing well.

-I've liked Thomas Vanek's game a lot the last three games and tonight is the best he's played all year. He's trying to take control of the game the way a superstar should. And he's been great in his own zone too. I actually saw him on the face off dot in his own end while the clock was still rolling. His take away from Alfredsson in that period to set up the breakaway was a play we haven't seen him make a whole lot, but one I wouldn't be shocked to see him make more of as time goes on.

Vanek made two very good passes in the Ottawa end in that period and should have two assists. The first was to Connolly (nice to see him back and healthy) but Connolly forgot how to shoot and cranked it off the pipe of a wide open net. The second was to Roy on his goal with under a minute to play. A very smart, heads-up pass.

If Vanek can stay interested, look out opposing defenses.

-Hecht has impressed so much at the center position that it's opened the Sabres up to allow players to settle into more comfortable roles, specifically Gaustad. Don't get me wrong, I love the Goose, but he just doesn't have the talent to be a consistent presence as a third line center right now. The first goal he set up for Mike Ryan was all guts, and that's what the Goose is best at; not setting up dinky-dunk passes for Maxim Afinogenov. Whenever Mair is ready to return (assuming everyone stays healthy--a longshot) the Sabres should have three very formidable lines every night.

Vanek-Roy-Stafford
MacArthur-Hecht-Pominville (No way you send The General down)
Kotalik-Connolly-Afinogenov
Mair-Gaustad-Paille (An energy line with skill that we haven't had in awhile)

-The Vanek-Roy-Stafford line has done a nice job so far neutralizing the Alfredsson line. The Ottawa offense looks like trash so far and I'd be surprised if that keeps up.

-Emmmmmmmmmeryyyyyyy. Emmmmmmmmmery......

-Ronan Tynan is the man.

After the Second

-Well, Ottawa woke up. They capitalized on two miscues by the Sabres defense (Tallinder made a bad pass that set up the Alfie goal and fell after he was bumped in front of the net by Spezza on the Heatley goal).

-Despite the two goals, Miller is having a very strong game. It's good to see him back in the swing of things and coming up big for his team.

-Good to see Stafford put one in. Great lead pass by Miller to Roy and the he gave it to Vanek to do the rest. Great play all around.

-Sabres can't get complacent at all. Need to keep up their great forecheck and stay out of the penalty box. Should be a great period.

After the Final Horn

-Goose had a great shift mid-third period where he outworked two Sens to beat out the icing call. Just give the guy a letter now, please. I don't care if he's a third-fourth liner. The guy plays with heart night in and night out. If he doesn't get the "C" then at least give him an "A" and give the captaincy to Hecht. On the ice at least, I think those are the real team leaders.

-Great home win. Sabres got some much-needed production out of their top line. They played well enough to win and held on. And since when are we sponsored by cheese?

-Need to keep the momentum going against Montreal on Friday. If the team keeps playing like this, then the league is going to start taking notice. They played a great game and there's still a lot of room for improvement, but as scarce as the wins and goals have been lately, it's nice to have one against the best team in the league.

Back in Blue Tomorrow

Let's home Sparky gives us more to celebrate.

Out in the Cold

by Ryan

When I can, I like to get a skate or two in a week.

It's nothing major, I'm not going to sit here and tell you how great a hockey player I am, but I've been trying to get back into pickup shape and an open skate or two is good to get your legs going.

So last Friday I'm skating and a group of little kids comes in with a guardian or two. This usually means trouble. First of all, the kids will take over the ice and play some crazy hockey-esque game with a glove until a skate guard comes in and yells at them. Also, there is a distinct chance that one of those little kids will be a better skater than I am, which is just plain depressing.

Of course, curiosity took over and I spent the majority of the time watching these little kids. It's amazing to see what little humans can do, especially if they do it better than you. There is a reason people marvel at Sidney Crosby, and it's because he's winning scoring titles while other kids his age finish Bio labs.

As I continue to circle, I notice one little kid in his replica #48 Sabres jersey. Of course it's a Briere jersey, which makes me feel bad for him. I have many a jersey of a now defunct player, and it really is a letdown when your favorite sweater is suddenly unwearable. (little kids can't be blamed for an "expired" uniform, so he gets a pass...)

Then something happens that gets me thinking. All of a sudden he streaks towards the empty crease, pretends to roof it with an imaginary stick, and goes down on one knee to do the fist pump.

You all know the fist pump. Today it's a standard goal celebration. Score a goal, down on one knee, pump fist, accept congratulations from teammates. There are probably dozens of players that do that move when they score, but what player do you think that little boy learned it from?

I'm going to guess it was from the guy on his back. It's a sobering thing to see, because a kid that age doesn't always understand why Briere isn't playing for Buffalo this year. I wouldn't even begin to try explaining how Darcy low balled Briere in an attempt to appease the fans, because it is even more of a headache than it sounds.

Still, seeing things like that make me wonder what kind of legacy Briere and Drury are going to leave on the next generation of Sabres fans. Fans above the age of suffrage know and understand what happened this past summer, but how long will it be until a player takes over where Briere and Drury left off with the little hockey fans among us?

I'm curious to see what you guys out there think; I'm just the one thinking about this while skating in circles. Maybe those of you with children have better insight into this than I.

Kevin Everett Update: The Video Message

Kevin Everett spoke in public for the first time since his injury last night in a video message played right before the Bills-Patriots Sunday night football game.

If you missed it, here's what he had to say:

"How you doin' Buffalo? This is Kevin Everett, I'm out here in Houston working hard out here rehabbing, just thinking about you guys. Just wanted to say thank you to all my teammates and the City of Buffalo, as well as the fans around America, you know with all the support and love that you've been giving me out here. Just letting you know that it's been special to me. And I just wanted to say, come on, let's beat New England."

The Real Post Game Interview

By Chris

Al Michaels: Well that'll do it for this one as the unbeaten Patriots topple the Buffalo Bills 56-10 on Sunday Night Football. Let's send it down to Andrea who's got Tom Brady and Randy Moss on the sidelines.

Andrea Kremer: Thanks, Al. Sooooo Tom, why are you so great? I mean you were a real hunk out there. You made J.P. Losman look like a little girl. So what's your secret?

Tom Brady: Well, I think it's all just due to hard work, coaching and our offensive line.

Andrea: Oh come on, Tom. You're sooooo awesome. It's being said that you're the best quarterback in the game today. I'd have to disagree. You're the best quarterback ever.

Tom: Well, thanks. We work real hard in practice and we try to execute what we work on all week.

Andrea: You only won by 46 points tonight against these Bills, who are definitely not as great as you are, will Coach Belichick even be able to find a slice of Humble Pie to serve you guys, since you played soooo amazingly tonight?

Tom: Well I'm sure Coach will find something. We've got to watch the film tomorrow and see where we can become ever better.

Andrea: Tom, the historically great offense you're leading capitalized on two fourth down conversions in the red zone when you were already up 30 points and you threw for five scores against this lowly Buffalo team. Can I carry your next child?

Tom: Haha. I think I may have some other ladies in mind.

Andrea (embarrassingly laughing it off): So Randy, Coach Belichick has already called you the smartest person he's ever coached. Why are you so awesome?

Randy Moss: Coach said that? I think I'm gonna go throw a party now. You know Andrea, I'm on the Patriots now, what could be better?

Andrea: Well you could run for President. I think you'd beat Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton combined when it came down to it. Are you considering the election?

Randy: Well you never know. I am a Patriot now, so I am feeling pretty patriotic. You never know.

Andrea: Randy, you get away with pushing off on almost every play and you definitely did it on one of your four touchdowns tonight. Why do the refs love you so much that they don't throw flags?

Randy: Well I think everyone is just really happy with our play right now. I've never had more fun in my career. I don't feel like mooning anyone or anything right now. I'm just ready to move on and look to the Eagles.

Andrea: Thanks a lot guys. Al, back to you.

OK, so maybe I'm a little angry. Mainly at the Bills' inability to sustain an offensive drive or make a defensive stop. But, man, do Andrea Kremer's post game interviews make me want to slam my head into a concrete wall.

5-5

It wasn't the best of performances, but at least Brady wasn't the only quarterback to get some "action."

Sure, Peter King, John and Al, and Bill Simmons are in line to please Dreamboat, but J.P. has Ty Warren if he needs a trick.

Let's just get ready for Jacksonville, okay?

Long Division

by Ryan

FACTS OF THE DAY: November 15, 1964 -- After starting the season 9-0, the Bills suffered their first loss when the Boston Patriots handed them a 36-28 defeat at War Memorial Stadium.

The Bills are 9-0 at home on Sunday Night Football.

Four game winning streak.

Jungle Karma from Lee Evans.

You see? With numbers, you can make anything look possible.


The place to be tonight.



Do it.

Tape Delayed Live Blog: Habs 11/16

by Ryan


Editor's Note: Since Clarke MacArthur first came up from Rochester last year, I've called him "Sparky". My reasoning for this is simple: Sparky is Clark Grizwald's nickname from the the "Vacation" movies. At first no one liked this nickname. After his latest call up, I think it makes more than enough sense. See? I knew all along...

First Period

Roy better aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh! Again, the empty net isn’t big enough for Derek. Kill me.

Seeing Petey get laid out was probably the highlight of the game for me so far. Latendresse just cut and Andrew flew into the boards. Sweet.

Vanek playing strong...

Thank God Sparky wants to win games. Roy puts a chance right into Huet's crest, and Clarke buries the rebound far corner.

1-0

First opening goal in 15 games. Good Lord that was some run.

Kaptan Koivu takes a penalty. Bring out Sparky on the half wall.

Rob Ray notes that Goose is captain material. Well, he says he is "talking to his guys" on the power play. Same difference.

Vanek takes a bad penalty. Drops an F bomb, slams stick against boards. Hey, at least he has the routine down.

Fat Crosby-Paille and Goose kill the penalty...

GOAL!

Holy Nolan Pratt. Say what you will about his defense, but the guy shoots the puck. Rips it from the point and Fat Crosby gets a piece.

2-0

Shades of a playoff hockey team. Sabres are buzzing.

OH. MY. GOD

THEY’RE BACK!. THEY’RE BACK! It may not count... BUT THEY’RE BACK!

How beautiful was that play? Tallinder pinches and loses a battle in the zone. A 2 on 1 for the Habs the other way.

Derek Roy comes FLYING back to take the guy with the puck. (Koivu) Roy stick checks like a champ and forces a shot wide.

Down the ice it comes, with Vanek picking it up in the neutral zone.

Takes it wide, goes around the D, throws it to a streaking Stafford.

Skate. Net.

3-0

Not a kick to be seen, and New Druu has his third of the year.

Poetry in motion. That is what you want to see from your “young core.”

Peters takes exception to Latendresse’s superior skating ability, scufflescufflescuffle.

Vanek is looking like a new man out there. If he has a “Beast Mode” like Money, he may be getting close to it.

Tickticktick. End One.

Most complete period of the season. A standing O is more than necessary.

Start Second.

Eeeew. An icing keeps Captain Finland and Hank on the ice for a good two minutes. Love Potion #5 gift wraps a pass to Ryder. Goal.

3-1.

Montreal has the best names. Chipchura. Latendresse. Kostitsyn. Kostopoulos. They must go through stat keepers like Teppo<3 goes through hair gel.

Hecht plays Gretzky, flips it in front to Pomminville. Whiff. Yo-Yo gets a second chance, goes to the other side of the net. Guess who’s free in front?

SPARKY MACARTHUR!

4-1 My favourite theatre was always the Pacific.

Fat Crosby takes offense to Kostopoulos’ hack on Miller. A few glovepunches later, it’s 4 on 4.

Drew Stafford plants Roman Hamrlik onto Sparky’s lap. Clarke, mind you, is on the bench.

The only #84 in NHL history rings one off the post.

It’s official: Vanek is in Beast Mode. Causing a ruckus in the Montreal zone until Stafford slashes a Hab in front. Dang.

Montreal’s ridiculous PP has a hard time scoring with the puck in their own zone.

Tickticktick. Montreal out shoots the Sabres 19-10 in the second, but the scoreboard is what counts.

4-1. End of Two.

20 to play with a three goal lead. Hold the fort, boys.

Start Third

The Sabres are 2-0 when leading after two periods. The fact that we’ve only led going into the third in two games this year really does sum up the way things have been going.

Names like “Dandenault ” are to blame for Whole Language failing miserably in American schools.

I’m almost positive Max just exploded. He abruptly collapsed into a heap with no one around, then preceded to skate like Olive Oly for the remainder of the shift. We may need to change his batteries soon...

Tickticktick. 14 to play.

Jaro destroys a stick on a point shot. I can’t be the only one that dies a bit inside when a $200 stick gets obliterated without a blink while you pray your $85 Mission Brad Boyes model doesn’t crack when Some Guy hacks you in front.

Tickticktick 10 minutes left.

Kotalik hits the post, subsequently kills Huet. Wait, he’s okay. Carey Price’s sniper bullet must have missed.

Hecht missed Sparky on the 2 on 1, robbing us the joy of a possible rookie hat trick.

Vanek has really been great tonight. Did someone tell him Archduke Franz Ferdinand’s assassin was a Habs fan or something?

Tickticktick. 5 to play.

2...

HSBC Plays “Born in the USA”, which must be for Goose, because Timmy is still... where is Timmy? Anyways, Crown ‘Em. (Yes, I'm going to link that until he has the C...)

1...

Game.

A satisfying, complete victory. Play like that against Ottawa and we just may have a good Thanksgiving.

FINALLY!

(AP Photo/Don Heupel)

Buffalo 4, Montreal 1

The Sabres finally pull one out, as Clarke MacArthur has quickly cemented himself as a Roost favorite.

All I can say is it's about damn time we earn a W.

Tight as a Mouse's Ear

by Ryan

3-2 Final. You can guess which way it went.

I have a serious problem with Derek Roy. I know he's adorable, but that tripping penalty in front with 3:08 to play is the stupidest, most selfish penalty I have seen in some time. I didn't believe he had that level of stupidity in him until I saw the replay.

It was pure retaliation, right in front of the ref, and at the worst time imaginable. I mean, THE PUCK WAS LYING IN FRONT. Your team is on the doorstep, and you decide to get back at a player who jobs you in front? Screw that, Derek. Your only job is to find that puck and put it in. Ridiculous plays like that have no place on a struggling team, and if your biggest priority is payback I'd rather you earn your paycheck in the press box.

Now, I know that I am overreacting a bit, but I'm sick of seeing things like this. Roy's trip showcases a complete lack of discipline on his part, something that no reporter felt the need to address during the post game. Instead, he talked about how close they were, mentioning many times they "outplayed" Ottawa.

Bulls#*t. Scoreboard, Derek. When you are four games under .500, it doesn't matter how many teams you "outplay." You know what, it never does. Win the games that are in front of you. When you get two points, it no longer matters who outplayed whom. Quit your whining, man up, and win some games.

Yeah, he scored tonight. It was a good goal; but to me it's not about how strong a game he played. That penalty ended this game, plain and simple. I know you aren't supposed to micromanage single events in a game, but a power play for Ottawa at 3:08 of the third ends every bit of momentum the Sabres had. It's not just a bonehead penalty, it's a game-killer.

There is much more to say about this game, but much like Derek I'm focused on just one player tonight. Maybe tomorrow will be different for both of us.

The Anserad

by Ryan

Rage-Goddess, sing the rage of John's son Goose,
fierce, doomed, that cost the Sabres countless losses,
hurling down to the Eastern Conference so many sturdy teams,
great player's souls, but made their bodies carrion,
feasts for the media and fans,
and the will of Ruff was moving toward its end.

I have had this idea running through my head for a while now, so just bear with me while I ramble about it.

Anyone with a brief understanding of Greek mythology (or a thing for Brad Pitt) knows of the story of Achilles. Great warrior in the Trojan War, is killed by Paris, a less honorable man-whore that starts the war by stealing Helen of Sparta and puts an arrow through Achilles' ankle. Good guy.

So after thinking about last season a bit something struck me: Goose's ankle injury came in a game against Ottawa on February 7th of this year. The player that did it? Dany Heatley.

Hrm... a massive guy like Goose goes down when a player with a troubled past puts a skate to his ankle? Then take into consideration the fact that Goose rarely misses games, and even eye injuries don't keep him off the ice.

That's evidence enough for me: Paul Gaustad is Achilles. Invincible anywhere but his ankles.

You know what this means, of course. Dany Heatley is Paris. Paris Heatley.

(You know, of course, that the above was just a good excuse to call him "Paris Heatley)

---

Tonight the Sabres play the Ottawa Senators in Kanata. It will be the first meeting since Daniel Alfredsson ended the Eastern Conference Finals in Game Five, and subsequently ending one of the most exciting seasons in Buffalo Sabres history.

Since that moment, many Sabres fans were hapily awaiting the next meeting between the two teams. Given the current records of both teams, some people may have changed their minds on that.

I am still very excited about tonight, but I'm not over confidant. Some people will point to our reversed roles with the Sens from last season, and claim we are well on our way to getting back on track. I'm not going to toot that horn, simply because I haven't seen enough progress to feel comfortable with anything as of yet.

That being said, tonight is a good test for the Sabres. Ottawa is going to put on a good show, and with that offense they are most certainly going to score goals. We have to respond, and I expect them not to roll over and die.

We will be here to talk about it when the it goes final. Until then, honor Goose with a sacrifice to the gods.

Three Sixty

By Jon

It seems as if A-Rod has decided pinstripes don't look so bad on him after all.

Rodriguez has apparently all but ditched Scott Boras and reopened talks with the Yankees.

This could mean a couple of different things:

A) A-Rod and Boras realized there wasn't a team willing to take on his enormous contract demands (reportedly $350 million). This is probably the most logical explanation. There's no way one player is worth that much cash. You know you won't have a suitor if your demands are too much for the Yankees.

B) A-Rod realized that Boras is a moron and more or less told him to hit the road. All of the crap Boras pulled with A-Rod pumping wealth into the YES Network is just that..... crap. Sorry Scott, but the Yanks don't need your client to pimp their network, they have history and one of the most dedicated fanbases in baseball on their side. Boras has reduced A-Rod's market value (just how much it is reduced remains to be seen) and drew the ire of baseball followers everywhere with his dubious Game Four announcement, and A-Rod may have finally had enough.

C) Boras may be up to something. The fact that Boras is even a teensy bit involved in the negotiations seems a bit fishy. Color me incredibly skeptical. This may be some elaborate scheme concocted by Boras to make A-Rod more appealing to the Yankees and the media. With A-Rod contacting the Steinbrenner's personally, as opposed to through Boras, it seems that he WANTS to be in pinstripes, and this very well could be true. It also makes Boras look like the villain, and effectively takes away any blame from Rodriguez for the crazy demands and dramatics caused by his opt out. Boras may have been the one to put A-Rod up to personally contacting the Yanks as part of his master plan to save Rodriguez's credibility and may save him some of the dollars he threw away over the past few weeks. Also, if it seems like they are in serious talks with the Yankees, another team may feel forced to offer Rodriguez the contract that he can't refuse, making Boras seem like a "superagent" once again.

After typing this out, I may have convinced myself that Boras is still in control. There's no other reason that I can think of as to why Scott is still around, even if his role is diminished. A-Rod giving up the $20 million of Tom Hicks' money is certainly a nice gesture, but when you are talking about hundreds of millions of dollars, it's just a drop in the bucket. Call it my gut feeling, call it intuition, whatever. But I won't believe that Rodriguez had a change of heart until he signs on the bottom line.

This Just In

by Ryan
Pretty sweet.

It still doesn't make it a good day after seeing this.

If football had a level of difficulty, the Bills just raised the diving board and drained the pool.

Quote of the Year

by Ryan

From TSN.ca:

"It's tough in this city to censorize anything. I've been known to take out the trash naked from time to time. Now with all these allegations with Jiri I don't know if I'm going to feel safer out there." -Wade Belak

Wow. There is so much there to talk about there.

First of all, censorize is not a word. I even cut Wade some slack and checked Urban Dictionary. Now don't go and give me the Fred Durst Defense, Belak is obviously not as smart as Durst. (It takes a high IQ to match your hat with your outfit...)

Moving on, let's look at the text I placed in bold: I've been known to take out the trash naked.

Wait... how many people knew you did this prior? I mean, until you let the world know you do your part in sanitation with no clothes on, how many people were aware of this? Just your family? Is the Neighborhood Watch aware of the situation? Are there throngs of teenage girls asking for their Leafs jerseys signed weekly?

I mean, who takes out the garbage naked? Anyone? I barely want to wear sweats to get my mail on most days, let alone embrace the wilderness with Rubbermaid in hand. Suddenly some Czech rookie showing his junk online isn't the biggest problem the Leafs have.

Seriously, this is going to affect the way I watch Sabres/Leafs games. When Wade gets that solid three minutes a night, my mind will wander to a list of household tasks necessary for any nudist with a mortgage payment. (Cutting the grass must be dangerous...)

I'm with you on one thing, Wade, I don't feel any safer now either.

Vindictive Automated Email

by Ryan

From: Buffalo Bills
Subject: We're Thankful For Our Fans



I hate you, Time Warner Cable.

An Audience With Darth Quinn

by Ryan


So I saw Larry Quinn yesterday.

You have no idea how hard it was not to ask him about his "commitment to winning." I did remain silent, however, and listened as he talked about the current state of the Collective Bargaining Agreement at Canisius College. (Hey, when it says "open to the Canisius community", you bet I'm showing up.)

It will be hard for me to ever forget that first glimpse of Quinn in the flesh. When I walked into the presentation room and saw him I got very... cold... like there is no love left in the world. After a few seconds it faded, but I was still weary of his "Force Grip" throughout.

In all seriousness, the speech was very, very interesting. Quinn was open with his opinions on the CBA, as well as the state of the game in general. Some interesting things he had to say:

- "We have a relationship with Rochester which, quite frankly, we are going to change."

No big surprise, really. Based on this and the other problems the Amerks have had recently, a change in affiliation wouldn't be a shocking move.

- In general, Quinn isn't happy with the CBA at all. The cap growth that has happened since the CBA went into affect has not matched up with the majority of the league's average income. Teams like the Sabres make much less at the gate than other markets, and so bigger market teams are making the money necessary to spend to the cap (as well as pushing that average higher), while the majority would operate at a loss to do so. Quinn said coming into the season they knew they could not spend more than $43 million.

- To fix the CBA, he proposed an elimination of the arbitration system, and a reduction in individual player salary limits. The current CBA allows a player's salary to be 20% of a team's total cap. ($10 mill this year) Quinn believes that number should be more like 10%, saying, "No hockey player wouldn't be satisfied with $6 million a year." (Well... except the three making max salary now...)

- He also wants to make nets bigger, citing that skaters have a 30% smaller target to shoot on net. (A goofy way to say goalies are bigger now)

- One interesting thing Quinn talked about was the ability for a major sports franchise to survive here. He strongly believes both the Bills and the Sabres can survive in Buffalo, and feels the issue is not making money now, but being a good investment down the road.

He used the Bills as an example. If the Bills are hypothetically making $50 million a year, then Ralph Wilson's current ownership is successful. But how appealing is it to a prospective owner if a team in Buffalo makes that $50 million, but a team elsewhere can make double that? Buying the Bills for $800 million with the help of financing is a lot more manageable when you can make that investment back in half the time.

This is something I feel most fans don't consider. These franchises don't need to be marketable right now, but they need to stay competitive and look attractive for the next ownership group that comes in. Otherwise, they won't stay around for long.

- The compensation for Vanek's contract would have been a 1st, two 2nd, and a 3rd round pick, not the four 1st round picks from the old model.

After listening to Quinn talk, I can understand why he takes all the flack he does for his job. He is not a fan, plain and simple. He looks at numbers and makes them work, with no personal bias attached other than doing the job right. He sees Chris Drury as an asset, not a player, and while that is is something we will never be able to do, you have to at least understand his side of things.

Still, Quinn should be recognized for what he has done. Without him HSBC Arena wouldn't exist, and this team may be somewhere in Seattle. While that grace period of appreciation may be fading, they are the facts.

As weird as it sounds, it was interesting to go into a room and leave your rooting interests at the door. We have been as big a critic of Quinn as any with regards to his disconnect with fans, but after seeing things from his side it's hard not to sympathize with what he does.

I'm still not buying a "home" white, Larry.

Take That, Roenick

by Ryan


Okay, so ESPN.com doesn't have the best of hockey coverage. I know I haven't been the biggest of fans, but when they put a Sabre atop one of their lists, you claim victory and cherish it forever.

To be completely honest, I'm not sure if I would put him first on the list of greatest American-born hockey players. I usually don't make my decisions based on "if/then" statements (If he wasn't hurt, then...). Also, that fear of Jeremy Roenick ripping my face off for questioning his greatness looms large.

Still, Pat LaFontaine was the first Sabre that made me fall in love with hockey. To this day I remember his last game with the Sabres, listening on the radio and trying to picture just how bad that hit was. He would play with the Rangers for another season, but I never forgot how good he was with Buffalo, even plagued with PCS.

To celebrate the occasion, I present you with the obligatory YouTube video of Pat doing his thing. I decided against his Top 10 Goals after I found one of the coolest moments in Sabres history.




Still gets to me every time.

Just Let Me Ramble a Bit Here...

by Ryan


Today is Tuesday, and I am already pumped for Sunday Night Football.

Seriously, I've never been more excited for a regular season game as I am right now, and we are five days away from it happening. I'm not even going to the game, and already I feel this buzz of excitement that has been unmatched in quite some time.

The question is, why?

No one has to remind Bills fans of the opponent's record, we all know what Dreamboat and company have in store for us. The reason for my excitement is that Dreamboat may not know what we have in store for them, and that may be reason enough to get excited.

The Bills will do one of two things on Sunday: either they will look as bad as they did against Miami and get blown out, or they will play the game of their lives and give the Patriots a bigger scare than they ever imagined. There is no in between.

The reason I feel this way is because we all saw what the Bills did on Monday Night. That was probably the best game they could have put forth (coaching excluded), and there was no possible way we were supposed to even get as close as we did. Of course the ending was as traumatic and horrifying as any fan can imagine, but that doesn't erase the fact that the Bills, undermanned and over matched, played their hearts out and fell just short.

So why does this matter against the Patriots? They are a team proven to be better than the Cowboys, and just about every team ever in the history of the world. (Hey, ESPN says it, it must be true...)

I think the fans matter. I think that crowd will be absolutely insane, and it may make the difference.

Now, I know fans have nothing to do with what actually happens on the field, but crowd noise certainly affects how an offense operates. It is the only thing we can contribute from the seats, and if anyone wasn't going to be up for a Bills/Pats game, the lights and stage of SNF should get them going.

The above is simply common sense, but it is still worth mentioning. We have played the Patriots twice on Sunday night since Dreamboat has set sail, and both times they were played in Foxboro. Playing this game in prime time at Ralph Wilson makes a huge difference.

I can't imagine this crowd will be quieter than it was against Dallas. In fact, based on the amount of venom Bills fans have for the Patriots, that place will be even louder. I still get chills thinking about how electric that crowd was for Monday Night, it may be hard not to do the same when that television shows the crowd.

Again, all this is a rambling rationalization for why I think we have a chance. The numbers are against us, the concensus is against us, and the rational part of me says Sunday will be a forgettable blowout. Still, there is the sports fan in me that hopes beyond anything else that we make it interesting, and the diehard in me says we have a prayer.

As this week moves along, that prayer is going to get more and more exciting. My profane self still says no, but still...

What if?

A Visit to "The Hammer"

by Ryan

On Friday I had the chance to visit Hamilton and see the Calder Cup Champion Bulldogs host the Sabres farm team, the Rochester Americans. At the scant price of $25 American (roughly $1.38 Canadian), I literally hung around Copps Coliseum all day, getting a feel for the arena and the franchise itself. Here's what I thought, with some pictures to follow.


One thing I curious about was the arena itself. If any form of NHL team came to "The Hammer", it would play its games in Copps.


Copps looks small from the picture, but it actually holds over 17,000 on a good night. The problem is that there aren't many good nights. Average attendance for Bulldog games hovers around 3,000, and the upper level us usually covered in curtains. (Attendance was 4,535 on Friday)


That's a better shot of the curtains. The seats were very Superdome-esque, and there really didn't seem to be much of a pattern to them. (For the record, mine was purple)



Not an escalator in sight at Copps. The Coliseum opened in 1985, and some obvious renovations would be in order if an NHL team ever came. Stairs are no problem for me, but they only used one turnstile to let people in through a little doorway in the ticket office. It works for an AHL crowd, but I doubt that will cut it for anything over a few thousand fans.


If you see those concrete pillars jutting out, those are the stairs to the upper level. There is only one concourse in the arena, and it actually is pretty wide. One of the things I loved about the game was the fact that they let hockey card vendors set up in the concourse. It's something you would never see in an NHL Arena, and I loved the chance to buy some cards before heading to my seats.



Another thing that surprised me was the fact that you could go under the seats pretty freely. The seats just end in one area of the bowl, and you can walk into the bowels of the arena itself. There were inflatable, uh... things, for little kids, and that giant Bulldogs thing. From what I gathered, they used to hang that over the Zamboni entrance for the team to enter under, kind of like what San Jose does.



A picture of the anthems from my seat, which was actually very nice. Just a few rows down was a guy in an Adam Mair jersey, and a Ryan Miller was two rows below him. The Bulldogs are Montreal's farm team, and there was plenty of Habs gear in the crowd. I didn't get too much grief for my Sabres hat, though.


The opening face off, with the crowd ready to go in the background. If you notice #3 on defense, that's Mike Card. He was back in the lineup for the game.

The game itself was... interesting. The Amerks went down 4-0, then came back to tie it at 4, with three goals coming in the third. They eventually went on to win in the shootout, capping a pretty improbable comeback.


Just a few thoughts on what went down:

- Mike Mancari is a freaking beast. He was all over the place on Friday, hitting everything and scoring the second shootout goal. He was the best player on the ice on every shift he had. I know the NHL is a completely different ballgame, but he looks dominant in the Minors. It makes me wonder how MacArthur looked before he was called up.

- Also looking good was Mike Weber. The Amerks D was downright awful collectively, but Weber certainly stood out to me. He was aggressive and tough, and was rarely out of position. That tentative look he has in Buffalo was nowhere to be seen. In the second period, he took a hit at the blue line, then looked to get kicked in the head while down. Weber flips out, throws his gloves off before he even gets up, and starts to go after whoever kicked him. A Bulldog (Ryan O'Byrne) jumps in from behind, and Weber beats the tar out of him, slamming him to the ice while continuing to wrestle as the linesman pull him off. If this is how the kid will play when comfortable, then I feel much better about our future blueline.

- Kaleta needs to start playing real hockey. Watching him in action it is obvious to see why most AHL fans consider him nothing but a goon. The kid hits harder than I've ever seen live, but that is pretty much all he tries to do all night. He eggs players on, takes himself out of the play to deliver a late hit, and takes stupid penalties.

That being said, I like him at least 4,000 times better than Peters. Kaleta can actually skate and has better hands than Petey, and as far as I'm concerned he can take Andrew's NHLPA job as well if he promises to start playing the game. I'm as big a proponent of fighting as any hockey fan, but I think Kaleta can be a much better player if he focused less on being hated than on playing the game. There is room for fighting, but you have to actually handle the puck and play defense to get ice time.

The new NHL has given much more value to a guy like Sean Avery or Chris Neil, and if Kaleta focused on playing that style of game Petey would be obsolete in days. I know Peters is a "fan favorite", but Kaleta may be the best man for the job if he shapes up. We shall see.

- Overall I had a great time at Copps. The people were very nice, and the game was as enjoyable as an AHL game can be. If anyone is interested in seeing the Amerks on the road I would say it is a decent place to do it. The arena is quaint, the fans knowledgeable, and it may be one of the few places left where you can pick your seat color.

This Conversation Happened

by Ryan

06-07: Better Days
Act Two, Scene Four: Boston 11/7

(Just after Marc Savard scores for the 3,000th time against the Sabres)

Gamber: This is what happens when you don't go out and sign Joe Torre.
Me: (Sarcastically) Yeah, gotta make a free agency splash.

(thinking)

(thinking)

(Campbell sends a lead pass to no one. Bobby Orr gently weeps.)

(thinking)

Me: Wait. That's brilliant!

Gamber: What?

Me: To sign Torre. That's brilliant.

Gamber: Why?

Me: Because Bowa and Mattingly would come with him.

Gamber: So?

Me: Don Mattingly. He's Chris Drury's favorite athlete of all time.

Gamber: ...and?

Me: How could Drury pass up the chance to play for his boyhood idol? He would have to force a trade back!

(Sekera is in a giving mood. Turnover)

Gamber: Uh... okay.

Guy Behind Me: Does that sign say "Max Boobs"?

(Scene)

Yes, both of us were completely sober at the time. It just goes to show you what happens when the product on the ice is less entertaining than the hypothetical time warp scenarios in the crowd.

If not for that Max Boobs sign, we may have made a run at A-Rod.

Juggernaut Week: Ghost Ride the Madden Whip

By Chris

The potential for one of the biggest weekends in recent Buffalo sports history is upon us. So the Roost is in a week-long party mode.

The Bills are back from the dead and have a legitimate shot at the playoffs. They play the Patriots, the cream of the NFL's crop Sunday night on NBC. With Madden and Michaels in the house, we're all pretty convinced that this could be the greatest game ever played or the biggest loss in Buffalo sports history. There is no middle ground. And we can't wait for it.

Also, the Sabres play the Ottawa Senators, the best team in the NHL, on Thursday night. It's the first time the Sabres have taken on the Sens since last year's playoffs, so it's obviously a pretty big deal. And being the obsessive hockey fans we are, we're pretty pumped for this game, despite how bad the Sabres have been lately.

And don't forget about the UB Football team. A win on Saturday at home against conference rival Bowling Green puts the Bulls in the driver's seat in their quest for the first division title in school history. Winning out also makes them eligible for a bowl game.

Tall tasks for Buffalo all around. With such an exciting week ahead, we present Juggernaut Week, where we're just going to go nuts. BYOB.

To kick things off, a clip of Roost favorite Marshawn Lynch cruising around the field in an injury cart from his days at Cal. Money knows how to party.

'Nuff $aid

The defense stepped up, Marshawn Lynch got all the yards he needed and the Bills postseason hopes are still alive. Look out, New England.

Falling Flat

by Ryan

Much like the rest of the season, Jason Pominville can only look in in horror as the play passes him by.


Good Christ, we play Ottawa next?






Go Bills.