Sunday, December 7, 2008

Rational Response

by Ryan



I have nothing to say about this game. Everything about the last three hours of my life has made my physically sick. I hate Ralph and J.P. and everyone involved in this disaster of an experiment up north. I don't care what excuse Dick Jauron has for scoring six points in two weeks, I hope he gets his face eaten by a bear.

I hope Ted Rogers' family members all catch cholera and die.

5 comments:

  1. Ooooh. Cholera is a good one. We don't see that written enough on these sports blogs.

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  2. Cholera and bears, that's good, Ryan.

    Personally, I had visions of locking Dick Jauron and Turk Schonert in a sound-proof room in order to ritualistically torture them with razors, tazers, and other electrical devices. Maybe, just maybe, that will allow them to feel the pain I felt today.

    In my 24 years as an obsessional Bills fan, this is definitely, unequivocally, the low point. This organization is a disgrace. Ralph Wilson can't die soon enough. Neither can Dick Jauron, and Turk Schonert, and JP Losman, and Duke Preston. I hope they all die.

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  3. Cholera? What is this, The Oregon Trail? Fucking river, always sweeping away my wagon...

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  4. Thanks for the only thing that made me laugh today.

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