Showing posts with label Performance Enhanced Holidays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Performance Enhanced Holidays. Show all posts

Friday, July 4, 2008

Update: Blogger Placed on PUP List, Cleared for Posting

by Ryan



This was me at about 1pm yesterday, just before I got a my CT scan. Thankfully they told me it is "only" a concussion, with no further damage or bleeding. However, I was advised not to play any sports for seven days, or whenever the symptoms go away.

I was also given "The Talk" by about eight nurses concerning the use of helmets. I'll take their advice to heart, but mostly I'm concerned about getting a new player to model my game after.



Not cutting it anymore.

In any event, today is the 4th of July, and I'm going to be honest; you shouldn't be reading this. Seriously, check in once or twice, read these and leave a comment, then go outside and blow something shiny up. Eat some food. Really, it's the 4th of July, the Sabres aren't exactly lighting up the UFA market, and you deserve a break.

I feel pretty bad about the lack of posting around here recently, but I really can't put many thoughts together with enough coherence to bother posting it. I promise you will see a lot more action around here once my attention span exceeds-(I'm not going to lie, I just zoned out, started watching TV, took some aspirin, and still don't know what to write here anymore.)

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Last year I was in Boston for the 4th, and it was freaking awesome. Not as awesome as this, however:



That guy at the 3:10 mark? That's me everytime I hear this.

Happy 4th of July, everyone.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Santa Claus in Mitchell Report

by Ryan


Our innocence was shattered today when an unnamed source cited Santa for use of illegial substances on the Mitchell Report, which will be released later today.

No word on the nature of the substance, but rumor has it the fabled peppermint HGH was his drug of choice.

"No way he gets all those presents there in one night without some help," says a source with ties to Claus' holiday operation. "He's been using for years. Under that suit he's pretty jacked."

Millions of children around the world were shocked to hear the news, but general concensus is that Christmas will still be had.

"It makes me sad to see, but I really want those presents," says little Jimmy Roberts, 6, of Niagara Falls. "Besides, nothing is proven and Santa's always been such a nice person."

Six year old Cindy Stevens of Lockport had a more ominous take.

"I hope Rudolph isn't jucing," Cindy said, "I don't know what I'd do."

The official report will be released today at two. Until then, all eyes are on the man in red.