So Far So Good

The Stress Buffalo likes what he sees.

Here, Stare at This.

Kind of sums up the week, doesn't it?

The Stress Buffalo Unwinds

by Ryan



Thinking about hitting the beach.



Or maybe the pool.



It's nice, but he's a bit uneasy because of...



Dolphins. Ew. We better find somewhere else to relax.



There we go. The Stress Buffalo will be ready for the long winter soon enough. He may even have a book to review...

Chokin' on a T-Bone

by Ryan

Only 17 seconds left but you knew it was coming when Goose lost that draw.



Balls. Suddenly we are going to overtime shorthanded with the Human Empty Net between the pipes. We're still good, right?

Less then 15 minutes later The Stress Buffalo is on the ledge.



But you have so much to live for, little guy.

There is a lot to talk about from tonight, but at present Ryan Miller and Jaro Spacek are hurt, we lost a point, and the sting of this loss will have to stay with us until Tuesday.

The silver lining in this all is that we are supposed to name a captain sometime tomorrow. Hey, it may be all that is keeping that little guy going at this point.

Screw You, Michael Gaines

by Ryan

I've been waiting for some time to write this, but for some reason today just felt right.



Screw you, Michael Gaines.



Yeah, you look pretty cool there; but that's just a first down. Then again, after all those drops I'd be pretty excited that I finally caught one, too.

Seriously, you have the worst hands I've ever seen in my entire life. That includes a lot of high school football games, and watching the Syracuse Orange slug through the last few years. What I'm getting at is that I've seen a lot of crappy football, but you are the best at sucking very, very hard.

The NFL doesn't officially record dropped passes, but if they did you would lead the league without a doubt.



He's not upset that you suck, he just wants to be first in something. I'm the one mad that you suck.

A few standout performances in high school dodgeball matches prove to me that I have better hands than you. Heck, paraplegics have better hands than you do. Luke Skywalker has better hand(s) than you do. Jesus, German Shepperds have better hands than you do.



Guess what he did with this one?

And don't think I'm just focused on you, I freaking hate Robert Royal too. Still, you are the one that was over-the-top craptastic all year. That drop in Cleveland almost put me in a coma. You remember that pass up the seam? Nothing but daylight in front of you but somehow you didn't have the mind to catch the tying touchdown pass. You f--king suck, you clown. Thank God I can't find a picture of that play or I'd relapse and do terrible, terrible things to The Stress Buffalo.



Hang in there, buddy.

If I have a wish list for this offseason my requests to our GM by Committee (Oh no! Not another co-op!) are the following:

1) Draft a TE with hands
2) Trade Michael Gaines to the CFL Stampeders for three oxen, a goat, and four loonies.

I think that's more then fair. Enjoy Calgary, you putz.

Joining us this Afternoon...

by Ryan



The Stress Buffalo has been dug out of the Bills memorabilia to comfort me today, just in case things get a bit frustrating down in Phoenix.

Hey, if not for the play on the ice, I may need it for the announcing team...