Saturday, December 20, 2008

Buffalo Sports Fan's Christmas List VI

by Ryan

Last year we did a sarcastic Secret Santa series around the holiday season, but this year we thought it would be nice to actually help you out. Every day until Christmas we will give you something to give the Buffalo Sports fan in your life. Think of it as the gift guide for the depressed guy/girl who has everything nothing. Some will be useful, some will be pointless, and all will be accepted if you want to give us a present.

Today we'll give you two things that also might ship before Christmas. Not to get all Bill Simmons on you, but if you want to give someone a non-sports related gift involving the interwebs I'd go with an Amazon Prime membership. I spent a bunch of money on Amazon back in August and got a free three month membership. I'd never pay $80 bucks for it myself, but if someone were to do it for me I'd be thrilled. Free two day shipping is a thing of beauty.

Anyway, over the weekend I'm going to give two Bills-related things that you could get in time for the big day from Amazon. The first is "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, a book about Bills history.



I actually bought this for my girlfriend last Christmas, and from what I've heard it was a pretty good read. I haven't "borrowed" it back yet but I'm sure I'll get around to it eventually. There are a lot of books out there about Buffalo sports, but something like this seems pretty necessary. You can't read about all the bad stuff at once, and just reading about the good times would feel like something was... missing. I think if you're going to pick just one book you should make sure it distinctly points out the balance.

Check back tomorrow for something much more uplifting.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Shovels Full of Hope

by Ryan

I love playing teams in the Western Conference, but with the way the schedule's been the past few seasons I feel like I just don't know a lot about some of these teams. Unfortunately, the Kings are one such team. The last time we played them it looked something like this, with an 8-2 final against a rookie goalie getting his first ever NHL start. Yeah, that was a heck of a road trip.

On the surface you could say things haven't changed much for either team. The Sabres are decidedly underachieving thus far, and the Kings are still mediocre and appearing to rebuild. Youth abound on both teams, and what looks like low expectations for two teams with legitimate potential.

Looking around the blogosphere is always a good way to get a feel for a team. Battle of California is your best bet for Kings info and they have a shiny new website thanks to SBNation, so I'd give them a look. If you didn't see how they put into perspective the Sabres' last meeting with L.A., I'd take a look.

The Sabres have a pretty terrible record at home, but according to Lindy it's because, well, I guess it's too hard to play at home or something. Hey, it's hard to question that logic. The good news is that the Kings have a pretty awful record on the road (3-6), so maybe those two will equal out and there won't be any excuses for tonight. Yeah, right.

Considering the weather and a Friday night Kings game that is way overpriced, the mood inside the arena will be a strange one. That may be just what this team needs. Then again, I have no idea what this team needs. Let's just see how Butler plays and if the Sabres can beat a decidedly average team at home. Seems reasonable.

7:30 tonight from a 70% full HSBC Arena. Hey, at least I didn't say it was 30% empty.

Snow Day and Other Thoughts

by Ryan

- When I was a little kid, snow days meant no school, sitting around the house all day, watching The Price is Right, playing video games., and building a snow fort. Now it means I can't go places, shovel six times, and try to help my neighbors avoid a crippling heart attack. Either way I wish I had one of these (second one)



- This is why I don't consider myself a "well informed citizen": Yesterday I saw this headline and my first thought was, "Wow, he's really taking this college football playoff thing seriously."

- Jonathan had an excellent point in the comments regarding Ellis' callup. To quote:

Ellis played with the Kings so he got called up so they know what their gameplan will be. Then sent right back down

A move right from the Belichick play book.


I'm not sure I believe it or not, but it sure is fun to consider whether Darcy and Lindy are that smart.

- A quick look at the ticketing system for the Sabres says that there are plenty of seats available in the corners for tonight's game. I made the joke that because of the weather they should immediately drop the prices to "value" level. Not sure if it's a coincidence, but there's a fancy promotion button there now. Quick! Check the Blue Jays website!

- I find it sort of sad that I have 25 posts labeled with "seriously punch me in the face". Speaking of that, is having that huge list of tags annoying to anyone? I feel like we should work on a tag cloud or something, but I'm not the one who has to look at the site all that much. Let me know what you think.

- Okay, back outside to shovel. If you don't see a post before gametime, well, I hope you like when Chris posts.

Buffalo Sports Fan's Christmas List V

by Ryan

Last year we did a sarcastic Secret Santa series around the holiday season, but this year we thought it would be nice to actually help you out. Every day until Christmas we will give you something to give the Buffalo Sports fan in your life. Think of it as the gift guide for the depressed guy/girl who has everything nothing. Some will be useful, some will be pointless, and all will be accepted if you want to give us a present.

Today's gift is another quick one, but we were talking about the Winter Classic yesterday and decided something on the list should involve it. Our pick today is the The Winter Classic DVD.



The link has an option to buy it online, but your best bet is to head down to the Sabres Store and take care of things yourself. (Kings game tonight! Silver pricing! Woo!) For ten bucks you honestly can't beat it. I saw it a few weeks ago and it was really cool to see how things were put together over the course of that week, as well as hear Lindy Ruff say exactly the same thing for two intermissions.

No really, the more I think about the Winter Classic the more I'm amazed by the fact that it actually happened. This really is the perfect way to refresh the memory of someone that was there, and some of the money goes to a good cause to boot.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

The Reinforcements Have...Been Recalled?

From Sabres.com

BUFFALO, NY (December 18, 2008) – Buffalo Sabres GM Darcy Regier announced today the Sabres have recalled defenseman Chris Butler and forward Matt Ellis from Portland (AHL). In addition, Regier also announced that Nathan Gerbe has been placed on Injured Reserve.

Butler (10/27/1986, 6’1”, 200 lbs.) has 12 points (2+10) and 14 PIMs in 27 games in his first professional season with Portland. A native of St. Louis, Mo., Butler played college hockey with the University of Denver for three years before turning pro. He finished with 66 points (20+46) in 115 games for the Pioneers, with 11 of his 20 goals coming on the power play. Butler was Buffalo’s 4th-round selection (96th overall) in the 2005 Entry Draft.

Ellis (8/31/81, 6’1”, 210 lbs.) has picked up four points (2+2) in 12 games with Portland this season. He started the season in Buffalo and was held pointless in seven games, after being claimed off waivers from Los Angeles in the preseason. Ellis has eight points (3+5) in 77 career NHL games with Buffalo, Los Angeles and Detroit.

Gerbe didn’t play in Wednesday’s loss to New Jersey, after suffering an upper body injury in last Saturday’s 4-2 win over the Devils. Gerbe had one point in five games since being recalled from Portland on December 6.


Interesting selections.

Hopefully bringing Butler up will spark the defense to play with a little more passion. Him getting the call over Mike Weber will certainly be a topic of discussion. Rookie nerves are inevitable but I'm excited to see what Butler will bring to the table.

And Ellis doesn't exactly provide any offensive firepower (remember Stafford and two grinders provided all of the Sabres goals last game). Ellis was more or less of a nowhere man in his first stint with the Sabres so I'm surprised Ruff and Regier decided to go with him again over Marc Mancari or Tim Kennedy.

I wouldn't be shocked if Nathan Paetsch and Clarke MacArthur find themselves watching tomorrow night's game against the Kings in the press box.

Can't wait to hear what Ruff has to say after tomorrow's practice.

Hammer Time

by Ryan

So it looks like Trent Edwards will be starting on Sunday, but yesterday I got the best text message of the season from the Bills. No, it wasn't that Dick Jauron was mauled by a bear, but close. Here, let's just quote the article I linked instead.

Gibran Hamdan was the backup signal caller the last two weeks with Trent Edwards too injured to be anything more than an emergency quarterback against Miami and New York.

But this week with all three of Buffalo’s quarterbacks healthy Hamdan will remain the backup for the Denver game.


That's right J.P., to the back of the bus you go.



What's so great about this move is that it looks like the Bills are doing everything they can to screw over Losman's job search for a job come Free Agency. Everyone knows that his time in Buffalo is over, and he's even been talking about next year in his press conferences. It looks like the Bills didn't appreciate that much, and suddenly he's not even our second best option.

It may not have a real impact on what happens to him but you can't deny the symbolism in the move. The sad thing is that this may be the best roster move the team has made all year. The Bills may not be good at much these days, but they sure know how to screw over their own players.

Buffalo Sports Fan's Christmas List IV

by Ryan

Last year we did a sarcastic Secret Santa series around the holiday season, but this year we thought it would be nice to actually help you out. Every day until Christmas we will give you something to give the Buffalo Sports fan in your life. Think of it as the gift guide for the depressed guy/girl who has everything nothing. Some will be useful, some will be pointless, and all will be accepted if you want to give us a present.

Today we're giving you another two gifts that just may ship before Christmas. Here's the first:



I think after last night the reasons for this one are obvious. Moving on...



I think this one's pretty awesome myself. I'm not sure the weight limit for this bad boy, but I think that's a question that usually prevents a good time so I'm not asking it. Based on the forecast for tonight this will come in handy, and considering that this could be used in the pool this constitutes a multi-purpose, year round gift. It's the inflatable toy that keeps on giving, and you can't say that about just anything these days. If you have to spend $40 bucks and they won't fit into an extra large, go with this.

Another Reason to Holdout

By Chris

I'm not a professional football player. That much is obvious.

But if I refused to show up for work for 43 days, don't answer anyone's calls and become a mysterious recluse because I want a new contract, then I probably won't have a job to come back to. There's absolutely no chance I would be honored in the office at the end of the year as the best in my department and earn a week vacation in Hawaii.

That's because I'm not a professional football player.

Jason Peters, as it was announced yesterday, is going to Honolulu to represent the AFC as the conference's starting left tackle in the Pro Bowl on Feb. 8.



Still scratching your head over it?

It really doesn't make much sense, considering Peters' situation and the position the Bills are in. Has he really been that spectacular this year? If I recall it took him a few games to even get back in the swing of things. He may be very talented, but he shouldn't be on the Pro Bowl squad this season.

If anything, this gives him even more ammunition in his inevitable holdout once OTA's start up again. The Bills have a wealth of problems at a variety of positions (quarterback, linebacker, safety, center, tight end, wide receiver, the list goes on and on). The last thing they need to worry about is having a left tackle who goes MIA again for two months while you're trying to get through training camp.

If I'm Russ Brandon and a team is looking to trade for Peters, who will probably make the Pro Bowl for the rest of his career based on reputation alone, then I'm certainly taking the call and listening. Take the picks or bodies (or both) and rebuild this team.

A franchise with as many problems as the Bills needs as few distractions as possible and just focus on the football--a losing team with divas on it? Who even wants to even cheer for that?

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

A View from the Roost: The Start of Nothing

by Ryan

I don't exactly believe in the "you should always beat tired teams" philosophy, nor do I believe in the "play a different style at home" philosophy either. I think both ideas are far too simple; there are always other factors in how you play, and a "game" isn't something you put on like an outfit. What I do believe in is that if your "game" consists of stupid, defensively inept hockey you will lose.

Regardless of anything else, that last statement rang true tonight. The Sabres made stupid mistakes early to get themselves in a hole, and absolutely soul crushing mistakes to put the game away late. Bad penalties, awful turnovers, and missed opportunities took away another very winable home game.



The biggest problem with this team is that no one seems to give a damn on the defensive end. Three goals were scored on the rebound in front of Miller tonight, and no one seemed to be in any particular hurry to put a body on a guy. Other than the Salvador tip and the Clarkson disaster the rest of the Devils goals could have been avoided by clearing the front or, better yet, clearing the side of the net.

The Sabres have had defensive issues for the past two seasons, but we may be reaching the boiling point here. Lydman continues to be the bright spot on a group of guys that has become an odd mix of elderly, inept, and youthfully incompetent. Not a good showing from seven guys who were supposed to come together and show signs of improvement.

You have to give the Devils credit for how they've been playing lately, but I think a lot of what happened tonight was a direct result of individuals playing stupid hockey. Clarke MacArthur is a great example of this. He takes a stupid, retaliatory cross checking penalty about ten minutes in that led directly to an early deficit.

His issue started on a faceoff at the beginning of his shift, and he spent the remainder of his time on ice looking for payback. He came away empty handed, and as the play moved into the Sabres end he went off for a change, but not before going out of his way to cross check a random Devil, right in front of an official. It's a futile attempt at personal retribution that will only cost your team, and it did. He goes to the box, Hank gets called on a hook 50 seconds later, and before Clarke can hit the ice again it's in the net.

I don't care if Tallinder shouldn't have been called for that penalty, and I don't care how weak the cross check was. Clarke MacArthur took himself out of the game to satisfy a personal aim last night, and it directly correlated with his team losing. It was a stupid, selfish, immature play that you just can't have in a game like this. The Sabres came back after an early goal and Clarke throws all that away because someone gave him a rough ride for a shift? If that's how he needs to play hockey I don't want him on my team.



I'm also willing to part with Nathan Paetsch, who had a putrid game. He and Teppo make me die a little on the inside with each shift, and I think it's time for another round of the Mike Weber Experience if Rivet is going to be out for an extended period. Nathan and Clarke combined to give David Clarkson the game of his life, with MacArthur getting blown up along the boards and Paetsch forgetting that the other team is allowed to handle the puck. That giveaway was disgusting, plain and simple.

Perhaps Miller should have had that save, but perhaps those two also shouldn't be lying on the ice with two Devils alone in front. Ryan didn't exactly have a stellar game, but I'm not pinning the loss on him when I saw what was playing in front of him. There were too many guys trying to do too much and ending up doing nothing at all. Sekera trying to stickhandle through a phone booth instead of making a good pass. Max making one good move and then two bad ones. There were too many guys standing around instead of playing good, solid hockey and it makes the entire team look bad as result, goaltender included.

Saturday night and the Sabres' recent play made it look like things were starting to turn around, but the more we see the more it looks like the start of nothing in particular. Sloppy play at home equals zero playoff games, and what we saw tonight was the same group of guys play "meh" hockey once again. The more games I see like this the more I think this team needs to be shaken up; but the more I get to know about this team makes me think that absolutely nothing will be done.

A few other things while Paetsch gives away all your Christmas presents:

- I have no idea what was going on with the lines last night. Why Goose was out there late with Pominville and Hecht is a mystery to me, as is putting Vanek on with Mair and Kotalik. Was he being punished or something? Why put two centers on the same line and demote your best player? I mean it kind of worked for the Gaustad goal, but I'm pretty sure Vanek can put in a layup like that, too. Strange.

- Things started really well with the Sabres first power play, but that was mostly because the Devils just refused to skate. No idea if it was "tired legs" or what, but they had absolutely no blue line pressure on that first penalty kill, and the Sabres worked the puck around with ease. However, it was the only real chance with the man advantage because for the rest of the night they pressured hard and did a great job forcing passes from the point. To be honest that's exactly what I expected, but I was surprised to see them so lax that first time out.

- The PA announcer was freaking terrible. He announced the Sabres second and third goals before announcing the two prior Devils goals. How does that even happen? I know they happened relatively close to one another, but did you forget or something? Did you think we would forget? Come back, other guy with better voice inflection.

- I went to the game with a friend I'd never watched hockey with. This seems obvious, but it was sort of strange because everything was so different. We left at a different time, parked in a different spot, and sat in a completely different place. It was sort of like having a dream that was based on your real life. Things were relatively normal but you knew something was... off. You know your refrigerator shouldn't be on the ceiling but it seems okay within the context of the situation.



- Max made the best defensive play of his career tonight, and if he would have scored on the resulting rush it would have been the best shift of his life. I know that's not really saying much, but maybe Darcy should hit the phones now. This may be the best show we get out of him.

- Kaltea reminded all of us that he does have some offensive talent when he chooses to use it. I think that's good to know.

The Slackers and the Devils

by Ryan

So a commenter left a question for us that I've been meaning to talk about for a day or so now. I'll let Slacker propose it and go from there:

With regards to three veterans post from a couple months ago...Do you take Connolly with 6 games and 7 points, or Max with 27 games, 10 points and a -12?

I honestly gave this a good amount of thought and asked around a bit, and I think I would take Tim Connolly. This may take a bit of explaining, but here goes. First of all let's forget their cap hits, because there's no way to take those off the books. Let's look at this from a "guy you'd rather have on your roster" perspective.

For as much of a hard time as we give a guy like Tim Connolly, the fact of the matter is that when he's in the lineup he performs well. Even in the six he's dressed for Timmy has racked up over a point per game, and although that's a minuscule sample size his other seasons have similar numbers. The major, major problem with him as a player is his propensity to get hurt, but when he's on the active roster he only helps this team.

Maxim Afinogenov does not always help this team. That's the main difference between the two players, and the reason why he's not my pick. While Max can play brilliant hockey at times those instances are rare, and often you would assume him playing actually hurts your team. Where Timmy produces when able, Max flounders the majority of his games, producing less in a much greater period of time.

The positive with Timmy, which is sort of a backhanded one but still a positive, is that when Tim Connolly is not productive you have an open roster spot. Other players can step in when Timmy's hurt and make up for it. When Max isn't productive he's still on your roster, turning over the puck and struggling mightily.

It's sort of a ridiculous argument to have, but even with all the frustration and injuries Tim Connolly hurts this team less. If I have to throw somewhere between $2-4 million at a player I'm going to end up hating, I'd pick him. It's a great question because it is in fact reality, and it's interesting to examine two completely different kinds of underachieving.

I guess what we've learned here is that Tim Connolly and Maxim Afinogenov are huge letdowns, but Timmy is clearly better at it. I'd love to hear what you guys think about this as well. Some other things about the Sabres and Devils, which I suppose this post should really be about.

- I don't want to say something like "If this team had any balls they would go after someone because of the Gerbe hit", but I'm pretty sure I feel that way. I'm not saying I expect anything to happen, but I'd love to see it.

- Somehow I'm going to this game. I literally have no idea how this happened, but I'm not complaining.

- I think the crowd tonight will be an interesting mix of midweek indifference and expecting excitement. That might not make sense, but if you've been to a bronze or value game this year you probably get what I'm saying.

- Speaking of pricing, this is the last game for some time that isn't at least a silver. I know that a lot of people buy tickets as gifts and so the demand will be there, but couldn't they wait one more game? Silver to see the Kings? Really?

- Yahoo Sports has the game live if you live outside of the WNY viewing area.

- I fully expect Atlas to go off tonight.

I will have a bunch of things to talk about after this one. And thank you for the kind words about my "The Continental" post. I've literally had that idea in my head for two months now.

Moment of Silence

by Ryan

Before we go about our respective evening plans I feel it necessary to ask for a moment of silence. You see, tonight the Canisius College Golden Griffins will travel down the 90 to take on the Syracuse Orange. Now while I don't think the result of this journey was ever in doubt, recent events have combined to give this game the potential to be really, really bad.



You see, Canisius is not that good. This isn't much of a surprise to anyone. What also isn't much of a surprise is that Syracuse is indeed a very good basketball team. As someone who watched them dismantle Long Beach State on Saturday I can say they have the potential to do some real damage in the tournament next March.

And then this went and happened.

So tonight Canisus isn't just going to lose, they are going to get murdered. This is going to be an angry Orange team taking on a hapless group of Griffs. There will be no "hanging in there", only an outright slaughter that the crowd will be begging to see. That frustration from that three point dagger will be taken out in full force.



So tonight say a prayer for the Griffs. It's going to be a long bus ride back to the 716.

Tim Connolly is... The Continental

by Ryan



[Door opens]



Ah yes! Please... come in! I am so happy to see you could make it this evening. Please, please, take a look around. Would you like some vintage Champagna?

You look... so lovely this evening. Like a Sicilian nymph luring Odysseus away from his ship. Ah the tale of Odysseus, what a wondrously woven story. Woven much like your dress, which holds you together. You see, in my various stages of respite I have become quite the reader. Come! Let me show you my rich collection of novels.

[Takes books off shelf]



Ah yes, what a lovely tale of... love. It's something I find easy to... sink my teeth into. I hope you will turn out much the same way. You.. wof.. my arctic hush puppy! Let me show you some more!



Ah yes... the Monster Blood. Look at those lips, so much like yours. So... exquisite. You are a woman of fine taste, and a fine tasting woman knows that a monster lurks inside every man. This is my favorite work of literature by far, as I know what every word means. Mmmmnnnn... let us continue exploring our expository pleasures!



I must confess... this is one of my favorites as well. The fabric of this tale warms such... wonderful places! You minx! I'd love to see where your pants travel! Perhaps we can explore that story short-[book falls off shelf]



[Girl runs, The Continental intercepts]

Oh! Forgive me! Wow! Wowee-wow-wow! That one is from my private collection. A hobby, you see. I've developed many... hobbies in my free time. Please... would you please have more Champagna and indulge me further?

[Nods]

You see, in my spare time I have become... a fiend. A... how shall I put this lightly... a poker fiend. I must say that I love to... poker. My wish is to do it for a living some day, and to be quite frank I would like to go into business with you, my dear. Come! Let me show you the engine that powers my light. Come! I beseech you! Let me... poker with you!

[Shakes head no]

Ah! Okay! Let us move on then. Please, please, sit down my lovely little scallion. You have the finest... eyes I have seen on a woman in some time. So round and nubile! Such... eyes should be caressed by the finest of... pillows. Here, let me fix them for you!

[Leans forward, something falls out of bathrobe]



Wow! Wowee-wow-wow-wow!

[Girl runs away]

No, wait! Wait, no! no, don't leave! Please! My intention.. my intention, you misunderstood! Please, forgive me! Wait! If you change your mind, you can call me!

Join us again next week, for another chapter in the life of.. The Continental.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Buffalo Sports Fan's Christmas List III

By Chris

Last year we did a sarcastic Secret Santa series around the holiday season, but this year we thought it would be nice to actually help you out. Every day until Christmas we will give you something to give the Buffalo Sports fan in your life. Think of it as the gift guide for the depressed guy/girl in your life who has everything nothing. Some will be useful, some will be pointless, and all will be accepted if you want to give us a present.

Today, two books on the early days of the Buffalo Bills that I hope to find under my Christmas tree.


First, Rockin' the Rockpile: The Buffalo Bills of the American Football League by Jeffrey Miller.

The book is massive, almost 600 pages in length, and tells the story of the Bills from their first kickoff. If you're looking to learn about the history of the team and detailed narratives of the team's early years in the AFL.




Also for your consideration regarding the early years of the Bills, Larry Felser's new book, The Birth of the New NFL: How the 1966 NFL/AFL Merger Transformed Pro Football.

This book may actually serve as a sequel to Rockin' the Rockpile, as Felser talks in great depth into what went into merging the two most powerful pro football leagues in the country. Felser looks into the founding of the league we all love and hate, the NFL and how it all came to be.

I haven't read either yet, but I hope to be able to get through at least one of them over the holiday break.

Buffalo Goes Blue and Orange


Man that is one ugly buffalo. But at least it's not a slug.

New uniforms will be unveiled on Jan. 16.

UPDATE: If you plan on going to Dunn Tire Park for a game in the spring, you're going to get lost. Welcome to Coca-Cola Field.

And am I the only one who hopes that this new logo only ends up on the jersey as a patch on the sleeve? I really hope they keep a stylized "B" on the caps.

Gill's not going anywhere yet

By Chris

Good news from the UB Athletics Department today:

University at Buffalo head football coach Turner Gill will remain on the Bulls sidelines in 2009 and for the foreseeable future after receiving an extension and increase in salary for the Bulls outstanding accomplishments this year.

Due to University policy, terms of the agreement will not be released.

[...]

“On the day I came here to be the head coach I told my team that one day we would be successful here at the University at Buffalo,” said Gill. “Now, more than ever, I have never been more proud to be the head coach of this program at this great academic institution. This program has proven it can win now and it is built to continue to win in the future. I am grateful to President John Simpson and Athletic Director Warde Manuel for their continued support and faith in me as a football coach and leader of young men.

“I additionally want to thank our coaching staff and support staff for all they have done that has allowed us to have success in our football program,” said Gill.

Gill's contract will now run through the 2013 season, with a rollover option each year, and his raise in pay will place him as one of the highest-paid coaches in the Mid-American Conference. All of the Bulls' assistant coaches will also see an increase in their compensation.

“I am extremely proud of the accomplishments of Turner, his coaching staff and his team,” said Manuel. “They have brought unprecedented attention to the University at Buffalo and have been great ambassadors for the school. I am thrilled that Turner will remain as our head coach, and with President John Simpson, am elated to reward him and his staff for their efforts.”

Here we have a Buffalo football coach getting an extension that no one will complain about. Everyone associated with UB should be proud of the team and excited for what the future holds. Even if this may certainly be Gill's last season in Buffalo.

Here and There

by Ryan

Just a few thoughts for the afternoon.

- I was watching the Monday Night game last night and realized something: I would be really, really satisfied with the broadcast if Tony Kornheiser wasn't involved. I've always liked Jaws, and Mike Tirico has done an excellent job of growing into the role. He actually gets excited, rarely says stupid things, and he doesn't rely on the tired cliches that bother most people when it comes to announcers.



Most importantly, he seems to really understand football and doesn't dumb down the game at all. It's probably a result of sitting in the same booth as Ron Jaworski for five months, but he will describe blitz packages, notices when a quarterback checks down or reads a defense, and is willing to inform the audience of these things without sounding like a complete tool. You can tell he takes his job really seriously, and it's just nice to see that in such a high profile guy. Last night's game was almost a complete waste of time, but I'd be lying if I told you I didn't watch the whole thing.

- It looks like the Nathan Gerbe Experiment will be on hold for a bit. I'm not exactly sure what this will do to the roster, but Kaleta coming back will help a ton. Hopefully other teams didn't notice that Montreal figured out how to handle him.

- Craig Rivet being out for an extended period of time is disappointing, but letting rehab and stay on the shelf for a bit is not a huge loss as far as his level of play. Of course having your captain in the press box is tough, but he has been visibly struggling for the past month with the variety of injuries he's had.

Chris and I have sent "he's definitely still hurt" text messages to each other at least a half dozen times since he's returned from that knee injury. Letting him heal will be better for the team down the road when it (hopefully) really counts. That said, Paetsch hasn't been the best and when he's paired with Teppo I slam my face on the panic button the entire shift. Add in a struggling Sekera and we have another season of shaky D play in front of sometimes iffy goaltending.

- Mirtle has been looking at where NHL players come from, and a few days ago he did New York State. It's pretty cool to see that the youth hockey in WNY has made a legitimate impact on the league. We all know about guys like Stempniak and Kane, but you might forget about Foligno and even that Timmy's from Baldwinsville.

James is right, the fact that a lot of former Sabres stay in the area after retirement does help the hockey landscape around here. Try going to the Pepsi Center and not hitting a former player coaching or watching their kids, let alone the practices the current Sabres put on there. We knew a lot of guys in the league were from the area, but 15% of all U.S. players is a huge number, and it looks like that number is only going to increase with guys like Thomas McCollum and Tim Kennedy in the NHL pipeline.



- I like that we have players on our teams that make stories like this possible. Lots of good quotes in there, but he didn't call Vanek "Atlas" once. Bummer.

- I messed around with the template yesterday, so let me know what you think of the changes. I basically made the links on the sidebar a bit darker. Too dark? Don't care? In a related story, I really want to widen the main column but I'm not exactly sure how to alter the html like that. Any ideas?

The Ugly Side of Sports

By Chris

With the hiring of Gene Chizik at Auburn, many around the country are basically up in arms that UB coach Turner Gill didn't get the job.

Charles Barkley is leading the charge.
“I’m in shock that Turner didn’t get that job,” Barkley told The Buffalo News on Monday. “First of all he deserved the job — I’m in shock. It’s so frustrating because he should have gotten the Nebraska job, and it’s frustrating to me that a guy with a proven track record doesn’t get these jobs. It’s no disrespect to the coaches who get these jobs.”

Members of the Alabama media are also scratching their heads over Auburn's decision to hire a less qualified coach.

Josh Moon of the Montgomery Advertiser writes:
Forget their coaching records, where Gill clearly has an edge. Forget fan sentiment, where Gill clearly has an edge. And forget recruiting prowess, where Gill clearly has an edge.

The higher-ups at AU disregarded all of that and picked Chizik for one simple reason: That's the guy they felt comfortable with.

And that's a problem. A big one.

Now don't get me wrong here. I'm not saying that comfort was built entirely on the color of Chizik's skin. Obviously, I believe race played a big role in this, but it wasn't the only factor, and maybe not even the biggest factor.

It seems the most appealing attribute offered by Chizik was his willingness to bend and give up some control to AU's meddlesome group of boosters and power players.

Of course, because race is being heavily played into this, the situation is also getting plenty of coverage by the national media.

Outside the Lines did a piece about the curiously low number African-American head coaches in Division I and featured an interview with Gill from January 2007:



At the end of the piece, Bob Ley interviewed ESPN.com football writer Mark Schlabach, who was critical of Chizik's hiring in a recent column.

Schlabach said that Gill not getting hired by Auburn and other teams in the SEC goes deeper than just the color of his skin, but also because of the race of his family.

Deadspin's got the link to the interview segment.

Ley put it best when he said, "2009 and you heard that." How far have we really come in terms of equality?

There's no question Gill is a talented coach who will one day be hired to head up a major program. He's too good to get passed over again and again.

Gill knows what he's up against though, and like he's done throughout his coaching career at Buffalo, he's only concerning himself with matters that he can control.

From The Buffalo News story:
Gill was asked Monday if he was given a fair opportunity during the interview process at Syracuse and Auburn.

“It’s up for everybody’s own opinion,” said Gill, who withdrew his name for consideration at Syracuse. “I feel as if I had a sincere look. God has a plan and if he wanted me to be at those particular places he would have placed me there. I’m excited to be the head football coach here and we’ll see how things work out.”

In other news, Gill is a finalist for the Paul "Bear" Bryant College Football Coach of the Year award:
The 2008 Paul Bear Bryant College Football Coach of the Year Finalists, in alphabetical order: Mack Brown, University of Texas; Turner Gill, University at Buffalo; Mike Leach, Texas Tech University; Houston Nutt, University of Mississippi; Chris Petersen, Boise State University; Nick Saban, University of Alabama; Bob Stoops, University of Oklahoma and Kyle Whittingham, University of Utah.

That's some pretty good company. The winner will be announced on Jan. 15.

Buffalo Sports Fan's Christmas List II

by Ryan

Last year we did a sarcastic Secret Santa series around the holiday season, but this year we thought it would be nice to actually help you out. Every day until Christmas we will give you something to give the Buffalo Sports fan in your life. Think of it as the gift guide for the depressed guy/girl in your life who has everything nothing. Some will be useful, some will be pointless, and all will be accepted if you want to give us a present.

Today's gift is a bit pricey, but we may have found one even the most frugal of shoppers may find acceptable. What are we talking about? Fatheads, of course.



Sorry, that one's for Nolan Pratt. Anyway, there are quite a few choices a Buffalo sports fan could find wall space for. Bruce Smith is there if you want to celebrate his Hall of Fame induction a bit early. If you want something more recent you can go with Ryan Miller, or even just go with a logo or helmet if you want to take the easy way out.

The problem is that these things are way overpriced, but this one is almost worth it. Actually, anything that puts a six foot tall Jim Kelly on your wall is worth the asking price, really.



We figure this one has the best chance to mean something to you the longest. Current players will come and go, and the slug logo isn't worth putting up anywhere, but Jim Kelly will always be Jim Kelly.

Unless you never really liked him, then go with the Stanley Cup.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Nowhere to Go



Great. That's just what we need, another crappy quarterback on the dole.

Not Enough Shoes in the World

by Ryan



7-9. 7-9. 6-8. You have to admit the man's consistent. Going into week five the Bills had a 84.9% likelihood of making the playoffs. Then we realized they can't beat anyone with a winning record. In fact, since their last playoff appearance the Bills have a sub .200 record against teams with winning records, and that number is only going to get smaller this year.

Yeah, everything seems to be going juuuust fine.

Did the James Hardy injury even affect you? I got that message today and it was like being told we're out of milk. What a disappointment of a season for that rookie. So much for that immediate impact player.

Looking back on the season it seems to be a colossal disappointment all around. From the play on the field to the personnel decisions to marketing and public relations. Everything has gotten worse. Trent has regressed, and Lee didn't touch the ball despite getting a huge contract extension. The Crowell Decision. Another year full of injuries on defense. Schobel. Marshawn's legal troubles. The Toronto game. Everywhere you look is disappointment and mediocrity, yet it looks like nothing will change.

It's embarrassing, sad, depressing, and scary. I'm embarrassed to remember how optimistic we were about this team, and depressed about where they are headed. Almost nothing positive came out of another five months of Bills football. Nothing. No improvement, no lessons learned, just more extensions and empty promises.

In fact, the only thing that has improved for this team is the bottom line. Sometimes it's just hard to remember that's all that matters.