Well That Looks Safe...

by Ryan



After seeing a photo like this you are left with a lot of questions. First of all, what are Habs fans doing talking to that guy when there are plenty of perfectly good cars to set on fire?



Like this one. All it takes is a lighter and the convenient towel you were given at the gate and you can turn that automobile into a symbol of your domination. Yes, show the world that the Montreal Canadiens are one game closer to winning the second of four best-of-seven series. 5/16 of a championship makes me want to break stuff, too.

Still, the larger question still looms: What's up with Lady Lafleur over there on the left? Let's look at that photo again:



What secret identity is she hiding with that mask, and why is there yarn dangling from her neck? Was she knitting a sweater in case the faithful destroyed the power plant, because I thought the police car bonfires were made for warmth.

You can tell it's been a while since we've won anything here in the Queen City, riots confuse me...