Monday, November 12, 2007

A Visit to "The Hammer"

by Ryan

On Friday I had the chance to visit Hamilton and see the Calder Cup Champion Bulldogs host the Sabres farm team, the Rochester Americans. At the scant price of $25 American (roughly $1.38 Canadian), I literally hung around Copps Coliseum all day, getting a feel for the arena and the franchise itself. Here's what I thought, with some pictures to follow.


One thing I curious about was the arena itself. If any form of NHL team came to "The Hammer", it would play its games in Copps.


Copps looks small from the picture, but it actually holds over 17,000 on a good night. The problem is that there aren't many good nights. Average attendance for Bulldog games hovers around 3,000, and the upper level us usually covered in curtains. (Attendance was 4,535 on Friday)


That's a better shot of the curtains. The seats were very Superdome-esque, and there really didn't seem to be much of a pattern to them. (For the record, mine was purple)



Not an escalator in sight at Copps. The Coliseum opened in 1985, and some obvious renovations would be in order if an NHL team ever came. Stairs are no problem for me, but they only used one turnstile to let people in through a little doorway in the ticket office. It works for an AHL crowd, but I doubt that will cut it for anything over a few thousand fans.


If you see those concrete pillars jutting out, those are the stairs to the upper level. There is only one concourse in the arena, and it actually is pretty wide. One of the things I loved about the game was the fact that they let hockey card vendors set up in the concourse. It's something you would never see in an NHL Arena, and I loved the chance to buy some cards before heading to my seats.



Another thing that surprised me was the fact that you could go under the seats pretty freely. The seats just end in one area of the bowl, and you can walk into the bowels of the arena itself. There were inflatable, uh... things, for little kids, and that giant Bulldogs thing. From what I gathered, they used to hang that over the Zamboni entrance for the team to enter under, kind of like what San Jose does.



A picture of the anthems from my seat, which was actually very nice. Just a few rows down was a guy in an Adam Mair jersey, and a Ryan Miller was two rows below him. The Bulldogs are Montreal's farm team, and there was plenty of Habs gear in the crowd. I didn't get too much grief for my Sabres hat, though.


The opening face off, with the crowd ready to go in the background. If you notice #3 on defense, that's Mike Card. He was back in the lineup for the game.

The game itself was... interesting. The Amerks went down 4-0, then came back to tie it at 4, with three goals coming in the third. They eventually went on to win in the shootout, capping a pretty improbable comeback.


Just a few thoughts on what went down:

- Mike Mancari is a freaking beast. He was all over the place on Friday, hitting everything and scoring the second shootout goal. He was the best player on the ice on every shift he had. I know the NHL is a completely different ballgame, but he looks dominant in the Minors. It makes me wonder how MacArthur looked before he was called up.

- Also looking good was Mike Weber. The Amerks D was downright awful collectively, but Weber certainly stood out to me. He was aggressive and tough, and was rarely out of position. That tentative look he has in Buffalo was nowhere to be seen. In the second period, he took a hit at the blue line, then looked to get kicked in the head while down. Weber flips out, throws his gloves off before he even gets up, and starts to go after whoever kicked him. A Bulldog (Ryan O'Byrne) jumps in from behind, and Weber beats the tar out of him, slamming him to the ice while continuing to wrestle as the linesman pull him off. If this is how the kid will play when comfortable, then I feel much better about our future blueline.

- Kaleta needs to start playing real hockey. Watching him in action it is obvious to see why most AHL fans consider him nothing but a goon. The kid hits harder than I've ever seen live, but that is pretty much all he tries to do all night. He eggs players on, takes himself out of the play to deliver a late hit, and takes stupid penalties.

That being said, I like him at least 4,000 times better than Peters. Kaleta can actually skate and has better hands than Petey, and as far as I'm concerned he can take Andrew's NHLPA job as well if he promises to start playing the game. I'm as big a proponent of fighting as any hockey fan, but I think Kaleta can be a much better player if he focused less on being hated than on playing the game. There is room for fighting, but you have to actually handle the puck and play defense to get ice time.

The new NHL has given much more value to a guy like Sean Avery or Chris Neil, and if Kaleta focused on playing that style of game Petey would be obsolete in days. I know Peters is a "fan favorite", but Kaleta may be the best man for the job if he shapes up. We shall see.

- Overall I had a great time at Copps. The people were very nice, and the game was as enjoyable as an AHL game can be. If anyone is interested in seeing the Amerks on the road I would say it is a decent place to do it. The arena is quaint, the fans knowledgeable, and it may be one of the few places left where you can pick your seat color.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

This Conversation Happened

by Ryan

06-07: Better Days
Act Two, Scene Four: Boston 11/7


(Just after Marc Savard scores for the 3,000th time against the Sabres)

Gamber: This is what happens when you don't go out and sign Joe Torre.
Me: (Sarcastically) Yeah, gotta make a free agency splash.

(thinking)

(thinking)

(Campbell sends a lead pass to no one. Bobby Orr gently weeps.)

(thinking)

Me: Wait. That's brilliant!

Gamber: What?

Me: To sign Torre. That's brilliant.

Gamber: Why?

Me: Because Bowa and Mattingly would come with him.

Gamber: So?

Me: Don Mattingly. He's Chris Drury's favorite athlete of all time.

Gamber: ...and?

Me: How could Drury pass up the chance to play for his boyhood idol? He would have to force a trade back!

(Sekera is in a giving mood. Turnover)

Gamber: Uh... okay.

Guy Behind Me: Does that sign say "Max Boobs"?

(Scene)

Yes, both of us were completely sober at the time. It just goes to show you what happens when the product on the ice is less entertaining than the hypothetical time warp scenarios in the crowd.

If not for that Max Boobs sign, we may have made a run at A-Rod.

Juggernaut Week: Ghost Ride the Madden Whip

By Chris

The potential for one of the biggest weekends in recent Buffalo sports history is upon us. So the Roost is in a week-long party mode.

The Bills are back from the dead and have a legitimate shot at the playoffs. They play the Patriots, the cream of the NFL's crop Sunday night on NBC. With Madden and Michaels in the house, we're all pretty convinced that this could be the greatest game ever played or the biggest loss in Buffalo sports history. There is no middle ground. And we can't wait for it.

Also, the Sabres play the Ottawa Senators, the best team in the NHL, on Thursday night. It's the first time the Sabres have taken on the Sens since last year's playoffs, so it's obviously a pretty big deal. And being the obsessive hockey fans we are, we're pretty pumped for this game, despite how bad the Sabres have been lately.

And don't forget about the UB Football team. A win on Saturday at home against conference rival Bowling Green puts the Bulls in the driver's seat in their quest for the first division title in school history. Winning out also makes them eligible for a bowl game.

Tall tasks for Buffalo all around. With such an exciting week ahead, we present Juggernaut Week, where we're just going to go nuts. BYOB.


To kick things off, a clip of Roost favorite Marshawn Lynch cruising around the field in an injury cart from his days at Cal. Money knows how to party.

'Nuff $aid



The defense stepped up, Marshawn Lynch got all the yards he needed and the Bills postseason hopes are still alive. Look out, New England.

Falling Flat

by Ryan

Much like the rest of the season, Jason Pominville can only look in in horror as the play passes him by.


Good Christ, we play Ottawa next?






Go Bills.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Mr. Brightside

By Chris

The Sabres just dropped another game tonight, one they probably should have won. It's amazing how fast this team has forgotten how to pull one out when it matters.

It's a pretty depressing time right now for hockey fans. Believe me, it's no fun being negative and I'm trying very hard not to be. I feel like the guy in that AT&T commercial who's in Vegas for the first time. You don't even need to click on that link. You know which one it is. It's just been slammed down our throats all hockey seas--keep it positive. I actually like the Stu commercial (I can't find a link, but you know that one, too).

But seriously, I really don't want to be too upset by the hockey team. The last two seasons have tugged at so many emotions, especially during the playoff months. This past summer probably took three years off of my life with all of the drama and heartbreak. So, I try to keep telling myself that it's just the regular season. You can't live and die with each game. Unfortunately, we may not get to those playoff months if they keep playing the wa---just go to your happy place...Chubbs...Grandma, Grandma, Grandma...

So you may not be able to live and die with every game but you can analyze the team in stretches. Let's just look at the month of November.

Buffalo opened in Boston and their rallying efforts were spoiled in a 4-3 overtime loss. Maybe Miller should have had that last shot but either way, the team walked away with just one point when they could have had two. Miller is usually pretty in touch with the team's pulse so what were his feelings after the game?

An obviously frustrated Miller wasn’t around to talk to reporters after this one. He downright flubbed Phil Kessel’s second-period wrist shot that leaked between his pads and gave Boston a 2-0 lead. And he’ll probably spend a good deal of time reliving Sturm’s goofy game-winner.

Not exactly a good sign.

The next night the Sabres collapsed at home against the Panthers. Three second period goals sealed Buffalo's fate as back up goalie Jocelyn Thibault was hung out to dry on just about every one. Listening to the postgame interviews, the team knew that their effort was unacceptable. So they'd come out flying for their next game, right?

You'd think so. But on Monday the Sabres were blanked 2-0 by the Canadiens in Montreal. Awesomeness all around.

Let's listen to what Miller had to say about this one:

"We did a good job against a team that's not going to give up much by not giving up much to them. Huet was very good. I thought we got inside a few times and he came up big. You can't be too mad, usually, about those games but it just comes at a time when we're looking for something to go right and hopefully the guys aren't going to take this too hard."

OK. So we move on. And the Sabres were able to get revenge against the Bruins with Clarke MacArthur's overtime winner. It had the makings of a game that could turn the season around.

Quoth the goalie,

"It's a good step forward."

"To start out down again in your own building, you start to think, ‘Are we going to get a lead this year?’ ” goaltender Ryan Miller said. “It’s one of those things. It does weigh on you but we did a pretty good job of snapping out of it for the most part.”

So there are still questions about whether the team is doing things right, but it's nice to be able to step off the ice with a win. The three game losing streak behind them, the team has Toronto in their building last night and, for the most part played a very good game. But the team collapsed in the third period and lost 3-0.

So, Mr. Miller, what did you think?

“How many posts did we hit? Just the way things are going. Eventually they’re going to go our way. Right now, it’s hard not to be [ticked] off. They’re divisional games and we’ve got to show up and have offense.”

“It just started things off on a bad direction for the third period. We had some breakdowns. I don’t even want to talk about the system right now. We played better but there’s moments where we just don’t want to do it.”

“We’ve got to find the medium where we’re better on offense and we’re responsible on defense. We’ll find the right mix eventually but it’s a tough time to be finding yourself when you got six more divisional games in a row.”

Can't wait to hear his comments on the game that happened tonight, especially now that he's playing well and the team isn't producing. What exactly are we witnessing? It's a team that is used to success that isn't finding it. They're searching for an identity and they haven't found their go-to-guys yet. The injuries aren't helping.

With players like Afinogenov, Vanek, Roy, and Pominville not playing to the levels they're expected to be at, it makes it tougher for the entire team. Maybe a breakout game for one of those guys will set in motion a chain of events that allows them all to start playing well. All we can do as fans right now is sit back and wait. The team is in rough shape and we're just going to have to watch them work it out. Because we know Darcy Regier isn't going to make any significant trades. The biggest question is how long we're going to have to wait.

This isn't the first time we've played this video for you, and chances are, it sure as hell won't be the last. So laugh a little. We all need it. Just keep on looking on the bright side of life.



Hey, at least the Bills play tomorrow. And the Dolphins are really, really, really bad. We'll see...

Death of a Rivalry

By Jon

0-for-the-70's. Marino vs. Kelly. Shula vs. Levy. All great memories from the storied Bills/Dolphins rivalry. And that's just what they are- memories. Gone are the days where a game against the Dolphins carried a bit of extra buzz, as mediocrity has caused the Bills biggest rivalry to effectively die.

The first Bills game I ever attended was a 1997 tilt that slowly progressed from a Marino/Collins showdown into a Craig Erickson/Alex Van Pelt tilt in the rain. Final score: Bills 9, Dolphins 6. Needless to say, it was a terrible game. The rain made two inept offenses with backup QB's even worse, but the energy in the building was unrivaled to any Bills game I have ever been to. It was incredible. It was the most uneventful football game, but the crowd was on the edge of their seat the whole game, driven by a hatred of the visitors from the South.

Fast forward to last December's Miami game, and there were empty seats in the Ralph. It used to be a successful season if the Bills squished the fish twice, now I'm not so sure. A decade later, and both teams have yet to find a successor to their franchise QB. I mean, look at some of the starting QB's for the Dolphins since Marino retired: Jay Fiedler, Ray Lucas, Brian Griese, AJ Feely, Daunte Culpepper, Trent Green, and now Cleo Lemon. Did the Miami front office really believe that any of those guys could lead a somewhat potent office? Hell no. No need to rehash the Bills QB situation, as we are all aware of the incompetent play that they have received at the position.

No one wants to pay to see two marginal offenses duke it out, as Bills fans made it loud and clear last December. Will the game sell out this year? It seems as if it will, but for no other reason that the Bills have found themselves in the thick of the Wild Card race.

I hate the Dolphins. I really do. But I hate the Patriots. And the Jets. And any other team that is on the opposite sideline on Sunday. The Dolphins have become just like every other team (in my book, at least.)

The intensity of the rivalry was never matched down South. Unfortunately, it seems to have fizzled in WNY as well.

Eye of the Tiger

by Ryan

Marc Savard is ready for the Sabres. All I can say is they better be freaking ready for him.

I have no panic button, but if they don't light the lamp tonight I will be a bit, um... peturbed.

Friday, November 9, 2007

Intermission Musings

By Chris

Toronto invaded HSBC Arena tonight. Here are just some quick thoughts about the game as the Zamboni circled.


After the First:
-Vanek and Pominville can each crack open their piggie banks, put all their nickels together, and it still wouldn't matter. Guys can't buy a goal. Last year, Vanek would have had that partial breakaway but things just aren't going his way thus far. I'm sure things will come around, but how long do we have to wait? As for Poms, he's credited with two missed shots so far, but it seems like a lot more. The plus side is that they're generating the chances. The minus is that they haven't been able to capitalize on them yet.

-Very up-tempo game, nice to watch after a few tighter-checking games lately. One of the better periods we've seen Buffalo play all season. The team is skating very well. They're fun to watch again, at least for tonight. Leafs-Sabres games have been fun, high scoring affairs the last few years and it looks like that trend is going to continue tonight.

-Goose is continuing to be a presence, especially in front of the net. Just give the guy the "C." Whether it was goaltender interference or not is a moot point (and you have to be able to forger about that non-goal very quickly). Gaustad set a tone for the team that they weren't going to give up ground around the crease. The Sabres set up shop down low for most of the period and even though they don't have a goal to show for it, their efforts will wear down the Toronto defense in the end. Or so we hope.


-Miller only faced four shots, but looked very sharp when challenged. I'm not very high on Andrew Raycroft, but he's played well so far. The Sabres should have four goals, but fifteen shots and fifteen saves later, Raycroft's posting a goose egg after 20. He'll crack eventually.

-The powerplay cycled the puck well. It looks like they still miss Connolly a bit, but having Spacek back helps alleviate some of that. Seems as if the Sabres are looking to take more shots out on the perimeter and hope for a rebound in front of the net where Gaustad or Vanek is parked. Just have to get those shots through for that strategy to be effective.

After the Second:
-Toronto has all the momentum going into the third. The late goal should give them an edge and, if they come out in the final frame like they did in the second, the Sabres could find themselves down by a pair in no time. Buffalo needs to win the opening face off and set their tempo right away and dictate the style of play. Miller's been great, and he may have to be better.

-Cold Hard Fact courtesy of the immortal Kevin Sylvester: The Sabres have given up the first goal in 12 of their 15 games this season. That's a large factor to their sub-.500 record.

-Not very impressed with Max's play, especially in the last minute. Just a bad period for him all-around. Instead of playing to the whistle, he stopped hustling, whined for a penalty and Toronto touched up for icing. If I'm Ruff, I call him out on that one in front of everyone. Unacceptable play, especially in that situation. The Leafs ended up scoring on the ensuing face off, and just like that, Toronto's up 1-0. Gaustad seems to be getting tossed from a lot of face offs lately, and that one was costly (I'm scratching my head as to why he got tossed there, and so is the Roost's own Jon who noted to me via text message--is there any other way?--that Goose wasn't even in the circle before he got tossed).

-I was just flipping through the channels and The Wizard of Oz is on two different channels (TBS and TNT) and are just about a minute apart of each other. Someone in the programming department for one of those stations is getting fired.

-This is the best the RAV line has looked in a long time, but they still look disheveled and unorganized. Which is why they didn't stay together very long. I say put Goose between Vanek and Max for a period or two and just see what happens. Maybe Gaustad can create some space for them so Vanek can get into better shooting lanes and get the monkey off his back (the monkey I thought would have been lifted after that Tampa game). Not sure even Goose can get Max to hustle on that last play of the period, though.

-Lydman caught another puck in the face with about 7:30 left in the period. He's tough, no question about that. That letter on his chest will make him even tougher.

-A scare there half-way through the period but Miller stayed strong. If the Sabres end up winning, Miller's play in that minute-ish stretch will be a major reason why. Kubina rushing out of the box after the worst and dumbest penalty in hockey and Miller stops him cold. Then Afinogenov losing the puck on a sloppy sequence coming out of his own end, and Miller comes up huge again to bail his defense out.

-Sabres continued to move the puck very well. Whether it's just sticking to The System or just playing with some pride, I like what I'm watching so far. They're making their usual quick passes, so no player has the puck on their stick for too long and it's resulted in an effective offensive attack.

-Leafs started out strong. They got some early pressure on and got a little more aggressive. Even Sundin showed some passion.

-Welcome back, Spacek. Nice little hip check there on Kilger. I forgot these guys knew how to be physical.

After the final horn:
-The Sabres played such a strong first period that it's a shame they lost this game the way they did. Toronto had just 23 shots on Miller, but it was all they needed. Buffalo just couldn't get a shot through when they needed one the most and played an uninspired third period. That early Sundin goal, combined with not being able to capitalize on their chances, just killed them and it shouldn't have. The goal that made it 3-0 only made it worse. The team should be mentally tougher than the way they played tonight. They know what it takes to win and just didn't display it tonight. It was an embarrassing loss. Even the poweplay, which looked very good early on, failed to generate solid opportunities late.

Some other quick notes...
-Harry Neale on Gaustad trying to draw a penalty: "Now he's doing his Michael Jackson impression, playing with one glove." Remember the days when the easiest way to make fun of Jack-O was due to the fact that he wore one glove? Man have the times changed.

-For as little as Toronto was in the Sabres zone, they really made an effort to rough Miller up. Once in the second and again in the third they took runs at him behind the net. And what did the Sabres do about it? Absolutely nothing.

-None of the Sabres can buy a goal. Hecht cranked one off the pipe and Raycroft got injured just after. Raycroft looked shaky after, scrambling to find the puck after the puck on the ensuing shift. In fact, Hecht put the puck off the post again on that second shift. The posts were Raycroft's best friends tonight and he did just enough to earn the shutout. A gutsy effort for the former Rookie of the Year. It was just one of those nights for the Sabres offense.

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A miscue by Lydman and Tallinder leads to the Sundin goal that put Toronto up 2-0 just three minutes into the third. I don't want to say I called it, but I kind of did.

-Is there anything worse than hearing "Go Leafs Go" chants in your own barn? Yes there is. "Miiiillllerrrrrrr." God I hate Toronto games.

-The Sabres weren't shut out at all during the 2006-07 regular season. They were blanked in Game Three of the Conference Finals last year and have been unable to score in three games this season. Not a good sign for a team that put up over 300 goals last season. Say what you want about scoring being down league-wide, this team should be able to score at least once a game, especially at home.

The good news is that the Sabres won't have a lot of time to dwell on this loss. They're in Boston tomorrow night to play the Bruins for what feels like the fifth time this week. Other than that and a great first 39 minutes, there isn't much to hang your rally caps on. This has all the markings of a team struggling to find their identity and that of a very long season.

Playoffs? Yes, Playoffs.

By Chris

On Monday I sat down with two buddies of mine and, as usual, the discussion quickly turned to sports. Before we knew it we were thumbing through the NFL schedule, figuring out what it would take for the Buffalo Bills to make the playoffs.

Crazy? Maybe. The team is only 4-4, after all. But that's how crazy the league is nowadays. Even a .500 team that looked dead in the water after its second game suddenly has a legitimate shot at the post season.

Part of this is due to the NFL being so mediocre as a whole. Outside of New England and Indianapolis, no team is a sure-fire lock to win week in and week out. While it's a good thing from a competitive standpoint, it can make watching the games tedious and, sometimes downright boring. But that's just the nature of the league. A few very rich teams and then the majority is in the lower middle class.

So sit back and enjoy the ride, Buffalo because there's no telling how long it's going to last. Looking at the teams ahead of the Bills on the schedule, New England is a lock to win the AFC East, the Colts are going to win the South, the Chargers should grab a hold of the West and the Titans should clinch one of the Wild Card berths with their 6-2 record.

Cleveland is the favorite to be the other Wild Card but the Bills have a chance to change that. They play Cleveland in Week 15. There are a lot of things that have to happen before then, but hopefully the wheels will have fallen off for the Browns by then.

The Bills need to start this week. If they lose against Miami, then all bets are off and you might as well throw Edwards back onto the field. The Bills stand at 4-4 now and absolutely need a division win on the road against the Dolphins. They can make it into the playoffs at 10-6 with the right tie breakers but it's nearly impossible to do that if they finish 9-7.

Wins on the road against Jacksonville, Washington and Cleveland are very possible and the conference wins would allow them to jump ahead of thre Jaguars and the Browns. Kansas City will be out of the picture soon with games against Indy, San Diego, Tennessee and Detroit you can optimistically predict as losses.

Two sure-wins against Miami plus those three road victories brings the team up to 9-4. Add in a loss to New England (a win would be the greatest thing ever, but I'm just playing the odds right now, playing them very generously). Then you're just looking at one win against either the Giants at home in Week 16 or in Philly during the last week of the regular season. With the wins against Jacksonville and Cleveland in hand, one more win should lock up the Wild Card.

It's crazy and a little early, sure. But we're already half way through the season so we're going to have to start talking about this sometime, right? Might as well be now, when our dreams haven't been spoiled yet (you'd think one day the Buffalo pessimism would wear off, wouldn't you?).

Only 99%???

(Click to enlarge)

If you're actually in a league where Ben Roethlisberger is a free agent, then I want your name and number. Please sign up for my fantasy football league next year. Because you and the three other guys in your league suck. That's what she said.

Ice Bowl Shenanigans

By Chris

Obstructed view seats went on sale today. Well, not really on sale. Your name goes into a raffle and then, if you're lucky enough, you get the tickets. And even then there are certain restrictions.

“The excitement for this event continues to build and I'm pleased to announce the Sabres were able to acquire 4,500 additional obstructed-view seats for our fans from the NHL for the Winter Classic,” said Quinn. “At the same time, we wanted to make these tickets available to as many families and children who wanted to attend as possible. Making the tickets available on-line was the safest way to ensure this process was fair and equal to all of our fans.”

Fans can register for the opportunity to purchase between two and four tickets, however, one person in the group must be 16 years of age or younger. No single seats will be sold. The ticket for the child will be clearly marked so no one over 16 will be granted admission with that ticket. In addition to these 4,500 tickets, 500 tickets will be donated to local charities associated with children.


I'm a little bitter because I was shut out on tickets with my mini-pack. Most of the blame goes to the NHL. They're the ones organizing the event and gave the Sabres only a certain amount of tickets to distribute. The Sabres dropped the ball on communication. The order forms mailed out were uninformative and left a lot of questions unanswered.

If the league ever decides to do this again, maybe next time they'll have everything prepared. Then again, this is the NHL we're talking about.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Coaches vs. Cancer vs. UB Basketball

By Chris

Tonight, the Buffalo Bulls basketball team will take on UConn for the chance to play at Madison Square Garden. The game is the final game in the Storrs, CT regional bracket of the Coaches vs. Cancer tournament.

It'll be a tough feat for the Bulls, who barely got past Division-II opponent Ohio Valley last night.


A win would be the biggest in program history and put them in the national spotlight in NYC. So we in the Roost are pulling for the Bulls tonight.

With a few local faces on the Bulls roster including Niagara Falls native Greg Gamble and Byron Mulkey of Wheatfield, the team is very easy to get behind.

Tip off tonight is 9 p.m. on ESPNU.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Quarterback(s) of the Future

By Jon

For the first time since Jim Kelly retired, two Bills quarterbacks are positively contributing to the success of the franchise.

I'm not talking about Trent or JP. I'm talking about Jack Kemp and, well, Jim Kelly.

From WIVB-TV (and discovered in this BfloBlog thread), Kelly says that he and Kemp have a deep-pocketed team of potential owners ready to buy the team and keep them in Western New York.

Kemp and Kelly may be our only hope at keeping the team. As two of the all-time greats to put on the Bills uni, they may be able to get through to the ever-aging Ralph and finally convince him that taking his ownership to the grave will inevitably doom the franchise. Plus, Kemp was a noted politician, and it most definitely wouldn't hurt to have a man with political ties on our side.

Speaking of a new stadium, Kelly has ideas about that, too.

On the surface, the idea sounds kind of like a no-brainer. The Ralph is outdated, and we all know that plans for the waterfront are a constant question mark. 70,000+ descending on Downtown Buffalo eight Sundays a year can't be a bad thing, can it? Restaurants and bars would be packed, and the atmosphere around Buffalo would be incredible. Can you imagine the Chippewa strip after a Bills win earlier in the day?

There is a downside, however. The Ralph may be old, but it isn't in disrepair. As stated in the WIVB article, a football stadium wouldn't create a large amount of jobs and would certainly take up a lot of space. Parking would also be an issue, and I haven't even begin to talk about the astronomical amount of taxpayer support it would take to finance such a project. But hey, we can dream, can't we?

It's nice to see that Kelly and Kemp have taken it upon themselves to try to prevent a move. They recognize how important this football team is this community. Your move, Ralph.

LINK: The Ultimate Sports Road Trip shares their thoughts on a new stadium.

A View From the Roost: Bruins 11/7

by Ryan


No sign tonight, got inside too late. It was a kooky night overall, the escalator to the 300s on the left side of the atrium died and security actually stopped people from using it. It was the first time in my life I've seen an escalator unusable, usually a broken escalator just becomes a flight of stairs, but what do I know?

Just a few thoughts on the game:

- A little kid in the 100s had an amazing sign tonight. It said "MAX ROCKS" but the "R", "C", and "K" were very curvy and read more like "MAX BOOBS". The thing is, they showed it on the Jumbotron twice. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen at a Sabres game, and I wasn't the only one in my section to notice it. Please, if you saw this let me know. We need to get that sign on camera as often as possible.

- Sekera=Balls. I don't know how many times he's reversed the puck to no one along the boards, but I'd like to see less of that. Jaro, come back buddy. I miss your pumpkin head.

- Tallinder played a very bad game tonight. I'm usually one of his biggest fans, but he looked sluggish and sloppy the whole night.He almost tipped a puck going way wide into the net, and his lead passes were mediocre at best. Overall the D makes me nervous at all times. I don't agree with keeping Hank and Captain Finland together while the rest of the D is in shambles (Paetsch and Weber, anyone?) but after tonight I don't think it will make much of a difference.

- Speaking of captains, Goose was a beast tonight. I've always thought he should wear the C, and tonight was one of his classic performances. He was aggressive, a monster on the PK, and one of the few Sabres that looked like he was moving at all times. I really hope he continues to impress and we can finally put this Flavor of the Month system to rest. (If you remember, it took until December to pick a permanent C the last time we did this. Hrm...)

- I'm with Lindy when he says he feels bad for Vanek. He is pressing so hard, and you can see it in his game. After every mistake he shows a level of frustration I've never seen from him, and you can tell he wants to perform so badly. Him slamming his stick against the bench boards after that point pass to no one sums up everything he's been this year, and something has to give.

I think we have to be reminded that he didn't give himself that Offer Sheet. He may be overpaid, but it is certainly not his fault. Anyone who doesn't sign that sheet is out of their mind. Vanek is going through a major time in his life: superstar contract, new child, and the expectations of an entire country. Things like that can weigh heavy on a kid. Throw in the fact that with every mistake fans call him the "10 million dollar man" and it's enough to make push just a bit too hard.

I am certainly not saying you shouldn't be upset with the kid, but I feel like you have to take a step back and sympathize with him. Behind all those bad passes and F bombs is some real effort, and eventually he will turn the corner. I can't wait till he does.

- The Sabres overall need to turn that corner. Tonight's win was an ugly, broken game, but one that ended up getting us two points. If we have to play like this to win games, so be it. I don't think that will be the case, but tonight once again showed promise. Maybe Clarke's bullet from the slot can be the fulcrum point this team needs to get rolling.

In short, I wanna run me over some Leafs.

Operation Cartwheel

By Chris

"In war, there is no substitute for victory."

General Douglas MacArthur once said that. And tonight, a rookie general paved the way for a 2-1 overtime victory for the Buffalo Sabres over the Boston Bruins.

The Sabres played a strong game and one of the more complete games we've seen from them this season. Sure there were some miscues (not looking at you Andrej Sekera at all on that lame first goal), but the team stuck together and managed to pull out the win 3:16 into the extra period.

MacArthur played 16:21 tonight. That's more than Mike Ryan and Andrew Peters combined (7:36 and 2:45 each, respectively). Kind of makes you wonder what the hell we're paying them for. Even before the goal, MacArthur was having a great game and Ruff obviously noticed it. On the last powerplay the Sabres had in regulation, MacArthur was out there with Derek Roy and Drew Stafford.

So welcome to the bigs, once again, Clarke. It was nice that your posse of Amerks was up in the press box to watch you win the game tonight. Chippewa is going to be rocking.

I hope MacArthur gets to stick around this time (he played just 19 NHL games in two separate call-ups last season), but it doesn't look likely. The only two Sabres that can go back to Rochester without clearing waivers are Stafford and Dan "Fat Crosby" Paille. Both are contributing positively so you're then looking at dumping Ryan or Peters when either Mair or Connolly returns. But we'll save that talk for another day. I want to enjoy watching The General play while I can.



As for the Sabres as a whole, they played a pretty solid game. Ryan Miller looked back to form and stopped 25 Bruins shots. Both defenses did a nice job neutralizing rushes, which led to a tighter game all around. It made the game a little tedious to watch at times, but it forced Buffalo to play consistently to grind out the win.

Aside from Kotalik's goal, the powerplay was atrocious. Somehow they managed 11 total shots on goal with the man advantage but the first two attempts were pitiful, the fastest two minutes of hockey on each occasion. Tim Connolly and Jaroslav Spacek being out doesn't help the cause now.

The game really swung the Sabres way with about seven minutes to go in regulation. Thomas Vanek took a dumb tripping penalty that put the Sabres on the defensive. Paul Gaustad and Paille did an outstanding job early on keeping the pressure down in the Bruins end.

Goose and Fat Crosby seem to developing a chemistry that Goose had with Adam Mair during the 2005-06 season, which is great to see. Paille might be a little small, but these two guys are high energy players that are providing a spark and an edgy side to the Sabres attack.

Jochen Hecht continues to impress with his string play along the boards. He's proving to be a better leader each and every night. Captain of the Month Toni Lydman also continues to be solid. Maybe passing that "C" around does have its positives. Then again, the team is only 6-7-1 and in the bottom third of the league.

Hopefully this game is the start of better days (sorry).

Oh and in case you were confused, the Sabres did play at HSBC Arena tonight. They just wore white because it's a part of Larry Quinn's grand scheme to remind us that we're all not as smart as he is. The team will wear white four times at home this month to let fans know what other teams are in the Northeast Division.

"The Buffalo Sabres asked the NHL to wear white jerseys at home for the month of November so that fans could differentiate divisional games from non-divisional opponents,” said Quinn. “The organization has asked the NHL to consider this for all divisional games in the future. The NHL agreed to let us try this during the month of November to see how it resonates with our fans.”


How does it resonate, Larry? Boston, Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto. Those are our divisional opponents and we play them all month. This isn't Carolina. And we're not f*cking idiots, despite what Bucky Gleason wants you to believe.

Pot Demands Kettle Moves off His Lawn

by Ryan


Don Shula is old.

It's understandable that he forgets things from time to time. However, when you are going to start running your mouth it's probably a good idea if you glance into the mirror first.

To recap, Don Shula is a senile hypocrite.

I mean, it's understandable when you see it from a guy like that. Since that perfect season Miami players and coaches have celebrated the accomplishment every time it is not repeated. It is their own special club that everyone else gets to be pissed off at.

Enter the Patriots.

Suddenly there is a team that looks more than capable of running the table in an even more impressive fashion. (Keep in mind there are now more games to play to remain perfect) As the gatekeeper and leader of that only perfect squad, Shula is the person most threatened by Dreamboat and company's dominance.

Shula's comments are simply a proud old man grasping at the threads of a major part of his legacy.

In no way am I discrediting Shula, he was a great coach that will be long remembered in NFL lore. However, it seems that he too was caught up in the Patriots witch hunt to start the season; and now that they are a real threat he feels the situation needs to be restated.

The truth is that no one needs to hear it. If anything, Shula's tampering case should be brought up more often when discussing the '72 Dolphins. It is not an accusation, but a fact. The commissioner decided compensation needed to be awarded and took away a draft pick in both cases. From that point on it is a non issue, and only public opinion is left up to debate. From a competitive standpoint there is no argument.

It is interesting to see that the Colt's tampering case is not widely remembered today. In 1970 the overreaction machine (ESPN) was not in place to churn that story into a monster like the signal stealing episode was. ("Spygate" is a horrible, incorrect name) It makes me wonder if anyone will remember the controversy of opening day in the Meadowlands 30+ years from now.

Personally, I don't want to be the one crying foul about, and I don't think Shula will want to either. Besides, he is already on some crazy Cuban currency. Isn't that enough?

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Injuries? It must be hockey season!

By Chris

Of course guys are hurt during the season, it wouldn't be Sabres hockey otherwise. Some injury updates from WGR550:

  • "Adam Mair has an ankle injury that Lindy Ruff said would keep him out weeks."

  • "Tim Connolly has a strained oblique will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Ruff insisted that his injury has nothing to do with his head."

  • "After injuring his hand against the Canadiens, Andrej Sekera felt better today and took part in practice."

  • "Ruff said defenseman Jaroslav Spacek is still doubtful with a shoulder injury, adding that Spacek is able to practice and shoot, but not at 100 percent. Ruff considers him day-to-day, but doubtful for Wednesday's home contest with Boston."


The status of Nolan Pratt still appears to be up in the air. Dmitri Kalinin is still out. Does Teppo Numminen even count anymore? It's a nice defense that the front office has packaged together for us to watch, isn't it?

"Ruff said both Dylan Hunter and Clarke MacArthur are possibilities to be called up for Wednesday night’s game against the Boston Bruins."

So if all of the players listed don't play tomorrow night, we could be looking at:

Vanek-Roy-Stafford
Kotalik-Hecht-Pominville
Paille-Gaustad-Afinogenov
Hunter-MacArthur-Peters/Ryan (Peters and Ryan will duke it out for four minutes of ice time. There's no way both of them play, is there?)

Tallinder-Lydman
Campbell-Paetsch
Weber-Marc-Andre Gragnani/Mike Card/Mike Funk (Really doesn't matter who the sixth man is, the top four will average about 15 minutes each. Ruff will most likely keep this pair on the bench early and often).

Miller
Thibault

Monday, November 5, 2007

Uncle Bucky Wants YOU...



TO CONFESS YOUR SINS OF INCOMPETENCE!


LINK: Bucky on WGR Tuesday morning making little sense.

Storytime With Uncle Bucky

by Rich

Well, the Bills are 4-4 thanks in no small part to a defense that's playing so far over their heads it's unbelievable. The Sabres are strugg-a-ling at 5-6-1, and UB lost a tough road game over the weekend to that other school that has the nerve to call themselves Miami. So as Buffalo sports fans, what do we need right now? That's right, kids! Another steaming pile of crap from the typewriter of Uncle Bucky! Once again, His Royal Buckiness has issued a proclamation from the throne, and he'll be damned if the facts are going to stand in his way!

You know how to be sure you're reading a Bucky Gleason "article?" You read something completely inaccurate, infuriating and intolerably smug before he even says anything about Buffalo. Take his opening, for example:

"The best part about the Red Sox winning the World Series twice in the past four years is that we’re no longer being force-fed brainless rhetoric about Boston being a tormented sports town. It never made sense in the first place. Beantown actually didn’t have a clue when it came to long-suffering fans.

The Patriots have won three of the past six Super Bowls and could very well win another. The Celtics won 16 NBA titles. The Bruins won five Stanley Cups. With torture like that, who needs sunny, 80 and a beach full of swimsuit models?"


This is so unfathomably stupid that it causes me physical pain. Yes, Bucky, the Patriots have won three Super Bowls. But between 1970 and 2000, they were a robust 217-237 in the regular season. Oh, and they were 6-9 in the playoffs with two Super Bowl losses during that span, with 5 of the 6 wins coming in 1985 and 1996. Wow. You're right, Bucky. It must've been awesome to be a Pats fan during that time. No suffering there.

And yes, you're right. The Bruins won 5 Stanley cups. In 1929, 1939, 1941, 1970, and 1972. But Uncle Bucky says that Buffalo can't talk about AFL titles from the 1960's, so we should disqualify any championship in any sport that was won before 1970. Those first three Cups the Bruins won? Forget 'em. Doesn't count. Even then, it's been thirty-five years since Boston's won a title in hockey.

The Celtics? Yeah, they've been pretty good, even when you use The Bucky Rule to disqualify the 11 championships they won before 1970. Except for the fact that their current title drought is old enough to drink, and the things they've been known for since then have been, oh, I don't know...less than ideal. Len Bias and Reggie Lewis dying, and Larry Bird not walking through that door.


So for those of you keeping score at home, Bucky's initial argument was to say that Boston has never been a "tormented sports town" because the Patriots and Red Sox have won 5 titles since 2001. Uhh....great, except for the fact that nobody was ever trying to make that point. Boston was...not IS, but WAS, a tormented BASEBALL town. Until 2004. Period. Just because the Sox, Pats, and Celtics (if you don't mind my assumption that the 2-0 KG Celts will be a decent team this year) are good right now doesn't mean that they always were. As usual, Buckster, your use of irrelevant facts is surpassed only by the fundamental insanity of the point they're meant to support.


It keeps going, making reference to Cleveland's 1948 World Series title as apparent proof that they aren't "long-suffering" fans (evidently it's not important that that means Cleveland has actually been without a title since before any of Buffalo's current franchises existed). Oh, and you gotta love the bit where Bucky asserts that Cubs fans are not "tormented" by their 99-years-and-counting World Series drought because, among other things, the White Sox won a title in 2005. Yeah, you read that right. Cubs fans aren't suffering anymore because their crosstown rivals won a championship.


You may ask how any of this relates to Buffalo sports, and you'd be right to wonder. Well, you see: first, Bucky had to establish that not only do Buffalo's fans suffer more than anyone else, but that nobody else's suffering was ever as great as ours is now. Once he's done that, he can go about telling us simple folk how it's all our fault, of course!

"One thing that has become apparent over the years is that fans around here have lowered their standards. They’ve become soft. Somehow, just being competitive became acceptable. The Sabres fell on their faces last year — it was mostly lack of effort, folks, not a shortage of talent — and were praised for reaching the conference finals two straight years.

It’s a loser’s mentality. Fans should demand more from their teams rather than settle for their mere presence."


Did you know that Buffalo sports teams lose because we're too soft? Mind you, he's not taking issue with the mental toughness of any of the actual athletes, coaches or organizations, but with the fans. Yeah, that's right. It's our fault. The Bills and Sabres lose because fans "have come to accept it."

Really? Well, I guess I need to step up and take responsibility for my actions.

Sorry, everyone. It's my fault that Drury and Briere left. I wasn't focused enough on July 1st. Had I been more dedicated to a championship, they would've re-signed. Instead, my head wasn't in the game, and now they're gone.

For that matter, I'm sorry I let Brett Hull score. I'm sorry I didn't tackle Kevin Dyson. I'm sorry I didn't spot the puck before Rob Brind'Amour did.

Obviously, all of those things happened because fans such as myself "accept losing."

Mea Culpa. Mea Maxima Culpa.


Because obviously, psychotically expecting a championship every year guarantees that you'll win, right?

....Right?

They must really like us

By Chris

Prime-time football is returning to Western New York. The big game against the Patriots on November 17 has been moved to an 8:15 start so we get the NBC treatment.

If the last night game was any indication, America should be in for a treat. Hopefully Buffalo won't be in for another heartbreak.

Some good karma:
"The Bills are an astounding 9-0 all-time at home on Sunday nights with their last win coming on Sept. 3, 2000 against the Tennessee Titans by a final of 16-13."

Look out, New England. The wagons are circling.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Money

by Ryan

Don't you ever run through our Buffalo!

Dear ESPN,

Why the hell is Barry Melrose picking who will win the Pats/Indy game?

For that matter, why was Charles Barkley? I'm going to tell you a secret, Norby: no one gives a s#$%.

My pick? Oh, that's right, it doesn't matter what I think.

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Stoppage Time

by Ryan


I'm writing this during that extra hour we all get back due to daylight savings time. In a way this time passes twice, two hours within the same sixty minutes. I find it ironic that in this extra hour I write this, because any spare time I seem to have is dedicated to sports.

I'm not one to brag, but I have an awesome Fender Telecaster that sits mostly unplayed due to sports and my responsibilities to this blog. I'm not complaining, other than that slight layer of dust it looks great.

I mention this because if you are reading now a large part of your life is dedicated to sports as well. We are alike in that regard, putting the game above many other things, sleep included.

So I ask you, dear reader, what is it worth? Why do we put ourselves through this torture we call fandom? I ask myself that question many times, and every once in a while I have tried to answer it here. I believe, however, that it is different for everyone. So I will tell you a story, and my hope is that you will tell me one in return:

Tomorrow I will be heading to Ralph Wilson Stadium to watch the Bills play the Bengals. This will be my third Bills home game of the year, and although I strongly disagree with the fact that we pick our quarterback like a meatpacking plant picks it's workers, I am very excited about tomorrow.

Looming in the background, however, is the reality of my situation. By going to tomorrow's game I am losing out on a lot of valuable time I need to get my life together. Projects are due, important papers need to be gone over, and quite frankly; I'm tired.

So as Eddie Vedder once asked, "Why Go?"

I am going for the same reason every one of us has ever shelled out the money for a ticket: because you never know what can happen.

My thoughts keep going back to that Monday Night just a month ago. In all my years, I have never felt that stadium as alive as it was. Ever.

And as the game went on, the feeling that we could pull that thing off stronger and stronger. No one sat down. Everyone did their part. I have cell phone videos that I will never delete of the noise created on that night, even on kickoffs or a simple first and ten. It was spectacular, and something so rare in life I can't help but savor it. To be united with tens of thousands of other people, all hoping for the same miracle; it's a powerful feeling to say the least.

In the end, well, we all know what happened. That last second field goal was just mind-numbing, and no amount of hindsight will ever allow me to fully describe what I was felt.

Still, I will never forget that night and the emotions everyone in that building felt. Games like that are put on another level, alongside Super Bowls and "May Day", or even the Chris Drury Game. Games like that shape who you are as a fan, and what you believe in.

I believe that the old adage of "Any Given Sunday" is true. If there wasn't something special about watching sports live we wouldn't pay to see it. Not every game we see will shape the way we watch sports forever, but when that moment happens, it all becomes worth it.

So again I ask you, why is it worth it for you? I know the juice is worth the squeeze for me, but I want to hear your side. Please, it doesn't have to be poetic or brief or universal. All it has to be is your own personal truth. Tell me what it's worth. Tell me why sports matter. Tell me about the moment you realized what this was all about, and what it felt like to be there.

And if you are still searching, tell me about that, too. Trust me, you're not the only one.

Woe-in' Nolan

By Chris

With the Sabres defense looking for consistency, the one thing they couldn't afford is another injury. Already playing without Teppo Numminen, Dmitri Kalinin and Jaroslav Spacek last night, the newesst Sabre was bitten by the injury bug.

Nolan Pratt "tweaked his groin" against Florida and missed the third period because of it. Awesome.

From Sabres.com:

"He was doing pretty good, and then he kind of tweaked his groin a little bit ... then we lost him," said head coach Lindy Ruff. "That's the greatest fear of trying to put somebody in the lineup. We were either going to put him in the lineup here or in Rochester and it could have happened in either.

"I said it this morning, you can practice and skate all you want on your own but until you get in that intense game situations you don't know what you expect."

Ruff termed the injury minor and said that Pratt would be reexamined on Saturday. His benching in the third was precautionary.

Looks like we might be breaking out the mustard again on Monday.

Friday, November 2, 2007

Defending the Homefront?

by Ryan

4-2 Final from HSBC Arena tonight. It... it didn't go very well. Some thoughts about the game while we sacrifice some oxen to the Blueline Gods:

- Nolan Pratt is not a miracle worker. Granted, he got burned badly by Zednik on his first shift. He looked very rusty throughout the game, and I think pairing Paetsch with him was not the best of ideas. After the second Florida goal Pratt was paired with Captain Finland. He ended up a -1 with 13:27 in ice and will get better in time, but with an overall defensive performance like that it's hard to claim he looked good.

- The newest edition of The Hockey News lists the Sabres defense as the 9th best in the league. I... I tend to disagree after tonight's performance. The forwards didn't seem interested in back checking all night, and Sekera looked like balls again. Campbell was probably our best D tonight and he ended up a -2. That pretty much sums things up.

- It is stunning to see this team continue to regress in their own zone, and I don't think any amount of line juggling is going to fix it. Lindy needs to figure out what pairs he wants and stick with them. The same goes for his forwards. They need to learn to play together in their own zone before they can get anywhere offensively. A lot of the chaos is caused by players out of position, and more than once there were multiple Panthers alone in front. Just awful.

- I loved the Mair/Montador fight. For one, they actually threw punches (I’m looking at you, Petey) and when they both fell they were man enough to let the other player get back up. I know during a fight you are supposed to be mortal enemies, but I liked the gamesmanship both players showed. Nothing scripted about it, but a generous enough move by both players that led to a much, much better fight. Even if it was a draw.

- Man, that crowd was saying “GOOOOSE” a lot in the third. Oh, they were booing? Fair enough then.

- Stafford can't get anything going right now. Maybe he should pray more.

- The Roy/Vanek/Afinogenov line is responsible for three goals tonight before they were blown up. That’s a lot of payroll finishing -9 on the night.

- Zednik had two easy goals tonight. He also make Sekera look like me playing D in pickup. Therefore, I hate him.

- Goose absolutely destroyed Greg Campbell in that fight. He didn’t mess around, and put a few uppercuts in, then pulled the poor chap’s jersey over his head. In a related story, Colin Campbell has suspended Goose indefinitely, proving that Greg’s dad doesn’t have to beat up Paul’s dad to settle the argument.

-The Harry Neale Quote of the Night:

“Dumb and Dumber. That was a good one. Might describe some of the plays tonight.”

- Greg Campbell took a four minute high sticking penalty on Goose late in the third. Did anyone else imagine Colin Campbell literally looking the other way when that happened? I know it was incidental and everything, but he's just so good at it when it's not his son...

So what to do with this team? It's been a frustrating first 11 games to say the least, and the booing tonight seemed pretty justified to me. We're 1/8th through the season and sitting in the basement of the Eastern Conference. Teams like Ottawa and Montreal aren't waiting around for us to catch up.

The next nine games are going to say a lot about this team, and I think after this stretch I will be able to adjust my expectations of the team. If this group don't step up during we are losing four points a game. At this point we can't afford to fall further behind.

To me, Monday can't come soon enough. You can tell from the postgame interviews the players know what is ahead, and I want to see what they are made of.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Salt Wars

by Ryan


I think it's safe to say that the first Salt War is over. The second one, however, is just beginning.

For those of you that don't get the joke, electrolytes are basically made when you mix salt with water. Man, Gatorade better get a patent on that or something.

Until I read the article I wasn't aware Enlyten was a local company. Turns out the company's President is Jim Kelly's brother. That explains why he's listed in the athletes section, as well as the initial contract with the Bills.

Just out of curiosity, I checked a few programs from this year to see what exactly happened. The ad in question is here, and has been in every program handed out at home games. The ad is actually right next to a Gatorade ad in both preseason programs. Clearly that giant vat of saltwater is in direct competition with the salt strips in that shot.

However, the program handed out at the Dallas game in question was much different. The ad was still there, but gone was the Bills logo and "Official Sponsor" spot. Again, here it is up close. It may not seem like much, but that's a $100,000+ logo exclusion there, and to a "seven person company" it may mean life or death.

It may just be my love of Jim Kelly, or maybe because I prefer Powerade, but I hope Enlyten makes some noise and gets their contract back. I'm no legal expert, but I think it's pretty ridiculous a giant corporation like Pepsi feels threatened by a few strips of orange salt. I understand Gatorade has an established contract with the NFL and that can't be violated in any way, but it seems a bit of a stretch to snuff out a small enterprise like this out of spite.

This whole issue has me all revved up about my idea for an electrolyte replenishing drink: Blime. Blime is a black cherry lime sports drink made from a plant found deep within the depths of Senegal. Sold in a plastic flask, it would be easy to carry and a big hit with the kids. Unfortunately, Powerade released something strikingly similar before Blime left the planning phase.

Unfortunately my coffers aren't as big as most, and I don't have the means to file a lawsuit. However, below is a taste of what could have been.



Update: Here is the official complaint document filed by Enlyten. Also, some expert analysis here and here. (Thanks to anon in the comments)

B-U-(clap, clap)-F-F-(clap, clap)-A-L-(clap, clap)-O GO!

By Jon

I sent an utterly bizarre text message a few days ago.

The Roost's own Chris was on the receiving end of this doozie: "Are there any UB football games over Thanksgiving break?"

Strange, I know. The day has come where a University at Buffalo football game is worth attending. Not to say that I haven't attended one before (2006's home opener was absolutely unwatchable), but now I just might get my money's worth. A laughingstock since their Division I-A (or "Football Bowl Subdivision," for all of you new-schoolers) inception, UB now sits atop the MAC East standings, and people are taking notice.

Lot's of people deserve credit for the outstanding turnaround. Head coach Turner Gill seems to be getting the majority of the credit, and for the most part, it is well-deserved. Gill had the guts to take over one of the worst programs in the entire country and has them sitting pretty in just his second year. As past coaches Craig Cirbus and Jim Hofher will tell you, the UB head coaching job was regarded as career suicide. How can you recruit players to come to a place where there is virtually no college football history, cold weather, and a losing reputation? Gill seems to have found a way, with a large number of freshman and sophomore players starting on both sides of the ball. Athletic Director Warde Manual deserves some respect for the foresight to hire Gill, and has done a very good job of hyping a once-maligned program (nearly 30,000 in attendance for the aforementioned 2006 home opener is quite the accomplishment.) If Manual is smart, he will offer Gill a hefty raise to fight off those pesky Nebraska rumors.

Another bright spot for this year's incarnation of the Bulls is the amount of production from local kids. I'm sure most would argue that Niagara Falls High School product James Starks has been the MVP of the team, while Naaman Roosevelt (St. Francis) is the team's top wide receiver.

Do yourself a favor, and head on down to Amherst for a football game. UB basketball games have been a good bang for your buck for a few years now (although, they pale in comparison to their SUNY counterparts in the state capitol), and it seems like the football program has finally caught up.

Hell, when was the last time a football team from Buffalo had a legitimate shot at the post-season?

A Bad Bounce at the Hub

by Ryan


What a way to start off November with an "eh." 4-3 OT Final.

A few things worth noting:

- I am absolutely terrified of Phil Kessel. The One Testicle Wonderboy is getting near Sabre-killer status, and is off to a great start overall. I remember him scoring his first NHL goal against us last year when he literally took the puck off a teammate's stick and gunned it by Biron.

- However, the real Sabre-killer has to be Marc Savard. 24 points in 25 games prior, and he picked up two more points tonight. A great shot on Miller in the third, even though I think Miller went down a bit early.

- I also enjoyed Glen Metropolit's game tonight. I've always liked him (possibly because his name is just sick), and I was pretty surprised the Thrashers were willing to let him go just to rent out Keith Tkachuk for two months. Then again, he stole Goose's third star. Screw him.

- If I were the GM of the Bruins, I would try pretty hard to avoid having a guy named "Thornton" on my team. Especially if he sucks.

- The ice looked just awful in overtime. The puck was already skipping around a bit throughout, but within the first minute of overtime a puckcarrier for both teams fell with no one around. There was a Van Halen concert there on Tuesday, but I doubt that affected the ice much. However, the forecast shows temperatures in the mid 50s in Boston tonight, and that may explain the bad ice at game's end. One thing's for sure, the Sabres certainly have had bad luck with bad ice recently.

- Goose has been a beast so far this year. He already has four goals, and was involved on all three goals tonight. How Gaustad didn't get at least the third star is beyond me. Maybe Wally was picking them tonight.

- Even though Vanek continues to struggle, you have to appreciate his game tonight. He actually tried to hit the Unfrozen Cave-Defenseman that is Zedeno Chara, and showed some great vision with that pass to Max for the first goal. He still looks a bit tentative, and I miss that arrogance he played with last year. Something happened after Opening Night. He had it then (slap shot on a breakaway), but its been nothing but cute passes and shots wide since. I thought the OT winner on Saturday would break him out of it, but it may take a bit more than that.

- You have to hand it to Love Potion Lydman for that shot block sequence tonight. He may not say much, uh, ever; but coming back from a puck to the face point blank does show some on ice leadership. Also, watching him take that ceremonial faceoff was just great comedy.

- I guess the Sabres did play a pretty decent road game, and a bad bounce cost them an extra point. Special teams looked great, killing off 4/5 (including two back to back thanks to Fat Crosby) and going 2/3 on their man advantages. Puck movement continues to be excellent, but tonight they actually got the puck into shooting lanes on the point.

The Sabres will be back at it tomorrow night against Florida, a team they played less than a week ago. Hopefully being back on home ice will get them in gear a bit quicker than usual. We may have our first look at our new toy as well.

76 Months Later

By Chris


On July 1, 2001, the Buffalo Sabres traded away their greatest player in a generation.


Dominik Hasek finally got his wish and was shipped out to Detroit for Slava Kozlov, a first round pick in the 2002 NHL Entry Draft and those ever-mysterious "future considerations." The team is still feeling the effects of the trade.

On the first day of that draft, June 22, 2002, general manager Darcy Regier set in motion a series of trades that eventually sent Kozlov to Atlanta. They started by taking that first round pick (30th overall) and the rights to Mike Pandolfo and sending them to Columbus for the 20th overall pick.


The Sabres selected winger Dan "Fat Crosby" Paille. Buffalo then packaged Kozlov and the 41st pick overall (eventually defenseman Joakim "Noah" Lindstrom) to Atlanta for 31st and 82nd picks overall in the 2002 draft.


Then, Regier parlayed the 88th overall pick and a 2nd round pick in 2003 to Nashville for the 36th pick overall in the 2002 draft. Darcy made one final move that day by dealing the 31st and 36th picks overall in the 2002 draft to Edmonton for winger Jochen Hecht. What it all comes down to is the Sabres trading the remainders of Hasek'a groin for Hecht and Paille.


In hindsight, couldn't the Sabres have gotten more? Probably. But given the circumstances, Regier didn't have much of a choice.


Ownership under John Rigas was as shrewd as ever, personified by the Michael Peca trade. Sure the Sabres were still contenders in 2001. They had just lost to the Penguins in a series they choked up. So the six-time Vezina Tropy winning gold medalist and his $7.5 million salary wanted out. But Hasek wanted to go to a team he considered a contender.

So in return we got one of the worst Sabres of our time: Slava Kozlov.


It's not that he wasn't talented, he definitely was and still is a quality player. He just didn't mesh well with coach Lindy Ruff and did more harm than good behind the scenes. Kozlov eventually found himself in harm's way and suffered a season ending injury, just as he seemed to be trying to fit in. Regier, notorious for protecting his coach (see the Jason Woolley trade as an example), he made a deal to ship the bad egg out.

So six years after the Hasek trade and five years after the Kozlov deal, the Sabres are left with Hecht, who has played just 253 games in four full seasons with Buffalo, and Paille, a blue chip prospect who is in his first full pro season, and is fighting for time as the team's 12th forward. Both players are good in their own ends and are excellent penalty killers.

After 10 games this season, Hecht served as the team's captain, and led them to a 5-5 record. Not exactly stellar. But the team still sits in tenth place in the East, just a point out of a playoff spot if the season ended now, and eight points behind mighty Ottawa for first place in the division. And ten of the next eleven games are against division opponents. A great time to make up some ground.

Now no one expected the Sabres to pull off the roller coaster ten game winning streak of last season. But the team has been so up and down that it's hard to tell exactly what we're looking at.

Realistically, Buffalo only lost four players in the offseason. Chris Drury, Daniel Briere and Dainius Zubrus ended up in the Atlantic Division via free agency and Teppo Numminen has been nursing a heart condition since training camp opened. Players were expected to step up in more expanded roles and to live up to new contracts. Thomas Vanek and Derek Roy are prime examples #1 and #1A.

After a run and gun opening night which the ended up losing, the team came back and played a tight defensive game on Long Island. But they couldn't put the puck in the end, something they looked to their former co-captains for.

Right off the bat, it was obvious that the team was struggling within itself to find its go-to-guys. The players you follow into battle that will lead you to victory.

Center Tim Connolly could be that guy. He's tied for the team lead in points with defenseman Brian Campbell, but he's more prone to looking for the pretty pass and setting up the easy goals (PLEASE SHOOT MORE, TIM!!!), like he has done for Pominville several times this season. Connolly's been great on the powerplay, and so has Jaroslav Spacek, who up until this season, looked like a $3 million bust.

As soft as Pominville can be, no one on the team is better at moving to open spaces in front of the net to set up a shot on goal. The lack of toughness is a concern not just to Pominville, but to the team as a whole. Maybe finally getting gritty veteran defenseman Nolan Pratt in the line up will help alleviate some of those problems.

But the Sabres are really hoping that the go-to-guy is Thomas Vanek, the Ten Million Dollar Man whose play has been lackluster so far to say the least. He had just three goals in the month of October and an infinite number of after-whistle swearing spells. Love that we have seven more years of this guy dropping the F-Bomb after every shift.

After the "breakaway" against Carolina, where he decided to do a wrap-around-pass-out-front instead of taking it right to the net, he redeemed himself in Tampa Bay. After scoring that overtime goal, the team mobbed him like we beat Ottawa in five games again. It was definitely a "monkey off the back" moment and maybe the kick start the team needs.


Remember, the Sabres were pretty dreadful in November and December of 2005. And I consider that to be the greatest Sabres team of my lifetime. So there's still a very good chance that this year's team can find their way and get things going in the right direction.

Trading Hasek opened the door to a new era in Sabres history. We waded through a few years of mediocrity as fans before the team found our next franchise goaltender. Ryan Miller hasn't been great so far, but he's been good enough. He can be better and he's going to have to be. Like the great teams of the late 1990's, the goaltender has a chance to make the team his own. Miller is a leader and has the ability to take this team as far as he can carry them.

The journey continues tonight in Boston. Who is going to step up?

Thank You

by Ryan


Happy November Everyone.

We here at the Goose's Roost would like to thank you for our best month ever. Thanks to everyone who has checked us out, and a special thank you to anyone who has linked to us or commented on our work. We write here for you, and just knowing that people are reading is worth keeping the dream alive.

To celebrate, I offer you this YouTube clip of Willis McGahee Marshawn Lynch being what a former running back (see strike through) could never be: hilarious.



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