Fire Up The Hearth

by Ryan

Mike Robitaille just called the Carolina Hurricanes "a piece of hickory." I am downright baffled by this. Either they are really solid baseball bats, or they plan to out-bake us with delicious pecan pies.

Really, for the love of God... where is Brian Blessing? Did they kill him off?

More after the game.



UPDATE: I found him. Thank God he didn't get maimed by one of Roby's analogies.

Also, a disgusting 6-2 final doesn't make me feel much like posting about hockey. Instead, here's a video of Marshawn Lynch in "beast mode." Let the healing begin.